Thursday, October 08, 2009

SNOGGING 101

Is your pillow getting damp and clammy at night? Tired of your hand being your only makeout partner?* Then Smooching for Dummies is for you!



*WARNING: Smooching for Dummies does not guarantee that you will find an actual human being to make out with you.
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29 comments:

  1. CraigOctober 8, 2009 at 3:23 AM

    oh yeah like the "to the beat" kissing.

    think i might try that with happy-hardcore.

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  2. Ms AveryOctober 8, 2009 at 4:30 AM

    I'll never kiss again.

    I could go for an ice-cream, though.

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  3. airport.whiskeyOctober 8, 2009 at 5:07 AM

    I wonder how blue haired alien girl kisses on her planet.

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  4. badger5000October 8, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    My girlfriend and I usually switch between about at least 30 minutes of Music Kissing and then switch to the Vacuum Kiss to take things up a notch. Good thing my girlfriend taught me how to be a bad boy!

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  5. CreetoOctober 8, 2009 at 6:57 AM

    This will lead to worse things, such as dancing.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 8, 2009 at 7:46 AM

    I'll try some of these out for grandma's birthday

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  7. Samantha KingOctober 8, 2009 at 8:07 AM

    The guy in the "teasing" segment looked frozen. I wonder if that girl was actually injecting him with a series of paralyzing bites, like spider?

    "She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is filthy orcses. No, not very nice at all, my love. She hungers for sweeter meats."

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  8. UnknownOctober 8, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Wow. They managed to make kissing both gross and boring.

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  9. LinusOctober 8, 2009 at 9:27 AM

    So THAT'S what it means when she puts on all that perfume... I thought she just had body odor.

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  10. therandomizerOctober 8, 2009 at 11:34 AM

    This is Lips Command begin kiss launch! Just rub your faces together, or failing that attempt to suck her eyeballs out of her skull. The guy in the orange is a robot that feels no emotions.

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  11. AnonymousOctober 8, 2009 at 1:23 PM

    This is without a doubt the most awkward thing I have ever seen.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 8, 2009 at 7:28 PM

    Badger5000 that was the best comment EVER

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  13. SenatorCrabHatOctober 8, 2009 at 9:31 PM

    if it weren't for this video, i would have never have known. thank you everything is terrible for changing my life.

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  14. AnonymousOctober 9, 2009 at 1:02 AM

    I'm 90% sure they're just making this shit up as they go along.

    "This is Lips Command begin kiss launch!"

    Oh geez, I can't stop laughing...

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  15. Nicol3October 9, 2009 at 1:32 AM

    Uh oh! Kissy kissy!

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  16. AnonymousOctober 9, 2009 at 5:58 AM

    ay carrumba!!!!

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  17. Toad734October 9, 2009 at 10:42 AM

    Oh dear God!

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  18. AnonymousOctober 9, 2009 at 2:33 PM

    I've now chosen abstinence thanks to this video. Also, I am sterile :(

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  19. jeanclaudegoddammeOctober 9, 2009 at 11:55 PM

    Does anyone know the title of this video and where I can purchase it? I'd love to add it to my collection.

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  20. AnonymousOctober 10, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    Seriously need to know the name of this.

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  21. AnonymousOctober 11, 2009 at 7:26 PM

    Where was the entire segment dedicated to "Making a Fart Noise on Someone's Stomach" kiss?

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  22. lebeastOctober 14, 2009 at 2:42 PM

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  23. L E B E A S TOctober 14, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    At least I know what NOT to do

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  24. AnonymousOctober 15, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Eating her eyeball out of her skull is not recommended on the first date.

    This is the stuff they never taught you in sex ed man.

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  25. AnonymousOctober 20, 2009 at 11:58 AM

    Is this how babies are made?

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  26. AnonymousDecember 16, 2009 at 11:54 PM

    A lot of these scenes were shot in the Boston Common. I wonder if they were Emerson or BU film students.

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  27. AnonymousJanuary 7, 2010 at 5:05 AM

    Loved their scientific studies.

    Must try out these techniques now...

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  28. larApril 3, 2010 at 7:14 PM

    "suck the air out of her mouth and lungs"

    i like to end with that one

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