Thursday, October 08, 2009

LET US SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL...

Over the last year, we've been contacted by hundreds of supposed Duanes! and we are fed up with it all. We want Duane! and we want Duane! now! This Friday, at the Music Box Theatre at 10:30 PM, could the real Duane please step forward? If you do not, I cannot say what Ghoul Skool will do...



(Duane, you should probably buy your ticket pre-sale, so you can get a seat)
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13 comments:

  1. UnknownOctober 8, 2009 at 6:29 PM

    Regret to inform. Duane died of a drug overdose just after filming that piece.

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  2. UnknownOctober 9, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    Duane moved to Thailand and ONLY dances for his harem of ladyboys.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 9, 2009 at 1:53 PM

    This has nothing to do with Duane. Except that one of the guys in this trailer looks like him all grown up.
    And even it he isn't Duane...there's still this amazing trailer.

    http://www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi2583823129/

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  4. therandomizerOctober 9, 2009 at 2:56 PM

    If you saw Madonna now you wouldn't be saying that. Is it me, or does Duane look like one of the kids from the family laugh-fest Home Improvement?

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  5. maraheOctober 12, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    i heard he does soft-core now.

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  6. UnknownOctober 13, 2009 at 12:06 AM

    Duane found in NYC

    Around the 24:00 mark.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... 526230130#

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  7. elDavatronOctober 13, 2009 at 7:17 PM

    YOUR ALL WRONG! Duane is that little boy inside all of us to remind all of us that the 80s was just a joke. Berlin wall?....joke!

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  8. AnonymousOctober 17, 2009 at 8:53 PM

    I think that's Britt Daniel...

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  9. AnonymousOctober 27, 2009 at 9:06 PM

    also made a great ytmnd http://supergroove.ytmnd.com/

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  10. AuthorDecember 10, 2009 at 3:23 PM

    It's not Thursday, Oct 8th! It's Thursday, Oct 10th! DAMN YOU DUANE!!!!!!

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  11. BenBJune 26, 2010 at 5:59 PM

    Duane! is a clone of Gary Busey, obviously. Only the cloning process only began in the late seventies. That's why Duane! is so young.

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  12. AnonymousAugust 31, 2010 at 10:55 PM

    he quite possibly might be the coolest man alive.........

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