Thursday, October 29, 2009

GOOD FOR YOUR HEART, GOOD FOR YOUR PENIS

Today's hunk of junk is actually a bit serious, and is something Commodore Gilgamesh deals with every day of his life. From our EIT travels around the country, I am now positive that our audience consists of attractive, white males in their late 50's, with massive penis problems. It's honestly all they talk about! I also know that the teeny-tiny percent of women readers are here only to find new and erotic ways to entice their man after a hard days work. Well today's your lucky day!

Oh yeah, this is probably NSFYB (Not Safe For Yer Boner!)



And just in case any of you are having megabyte hard drive problems with your cyber-netting stuff, check out the video HERE.
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27 comments:

  1. maraheOctober 29, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    jeff stryker, jesus christ.

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  2. Mat The WOctober 29, 2009 at 1:29 PM

    Jeff Stryker; the original Vince

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  3. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 1:39 PM

    Damn, think you could keep the porno stuff after the cut?

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  4. UnknownOctober 29, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    Thank you guys. So much. For this.

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  5. UnknownOctober 29, 2009 at 6:58 PM

    New and unexplored? Something tells me those crevasses were explored decades ago.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 29, 2009 at 7:05 PM

    Wow, that dude really needed a flashlight to investigate his wife's incredibly obvious boob job?

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  7. Destination A Go-GoOctober 30, 2009 at 12:37 AM

    .....that was the perfect time to drop the old "Ghoul Tool" joke.

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  8. Marnie BrumderOctober 30, 2009 at 1:25 AM

    Probably just about the worst thing ever.
    I am at a loss for words, except of course, "cock."

    WV: deeangle, no lie!

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  9. Brian O'Mara-CroftOctober 30, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    Now, when you say, "massive penis problems", does this refer to problems with a penis that are massive, or problems with a massive penis?

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  10. UnknownOctober 30, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    I will never have an erection again after watching this.

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  11. AnonymousOctober 30, 2009 at 2:17 PM

    Is it wrong that I fapped to this video?

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  12. KeithOctober 30, 2009 at 6:08 PM

    this is one of the few times where you guys have found something that genuinely unsettles me

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  13. CreetoOctober 30, 2009 at 7:22 PM

    It seems like the thing with the mouthwash would sting.

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  14. NedOctober 31, 2009 at 9:16 AM

    Jeepers, he almost said, "YOUR hole"!! Thank Goodness he didn't say YOUR hole!
    (Plus, I'm encouraged to see a man who isn't ashamed of his tiny flashlight.)

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  15. AnonymousOctober 31, 2009 at 5:17 PM

    This site is finally interesting!

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  16. therandomizerOctober 31, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    I was eating a sandwich when I watched this!

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  17. CryptoGayOctober 31, 2009 at 8:20 PM

    i wish i could say something clever, but all i can think of is "uggghhh, bleahhh...hurk! baaaaarrrffffff."

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  18. ShelleyNovember 1, 2009 at 5:35 PM

    WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN...

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  19. DigeridudeNovember 2, 2009 at 10:19 AM

    I was eating a HOT DOG when I watched this!

    *HOOOOORK*

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  20. scampsNovember 4, 2009 at 12:10 AM

    Nice job covering up the boob job scars, makeup artist.

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  21. UnknownNovember 8, 2009 at 12:46 PM

    wow. congrats on making me feel uncomfrotable again. I feel like a ETIT virgin!

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  22. UnknownNovember 12, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    I heard James Franco is going to do a dramatic re-enactment of Jeff Stryker's performance in this.

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  23. Ancient FlounderNovember 21, 2009 at 4:48 AM

    Thanks, Jeff; I'm sufficiently creeped out.

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  24. AnonymousDecember 3, 2009 at 8:49 AM

    This is still one of my favorite videos of all time. The editing is Emmy-worthy.

    Cock.

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  25. AnonymousSeptember 12, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    Glad to see I'm not the only one who likes to suck up my cack.

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  26. AnonymousNovember 13, 2010 at 10:33 PM

    Oh my god, I laughed for 5 min straight while watching this video, and then laughed for another 5 min at the comments! This video was AMAZING, and Jeff Stryker deserves an Oscar for his roll. It was Brilliant!

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