Granted, I know absolutely nothing about cards, but if playing bridge is the only way to spend a week with Omar and his VCR on a gambling yacht, I will learn.
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They invited me cause I was a heavy gambler, I once blew $100,000 in Monaco on gambling, hookers, and coke.
ReplyDeleteOmar, godammit! Get over here and play this piece of cheese.
I remember when I first learned to play a piece of cheese.
I can win a REAL LIVE VCR? Hold me back!
ReplyDeleteForget the Bridge Omar, tell me what brand of fertilizer I need for a 'stache like that!
ReplyDelete"Not only am I a star attraction and an expert bridge player, I am also the world's best lohover!" *twirls mustache*
ReplyDeleteDidn't he recently get arrested for drug charges?
ReplyDeleteLosing at bridge - Sharif don't like it...
ReplyDeleteHeh. I'll read his, I'll read his... No, I don't need to read his bridge face! :-p
ReplyDeleteBtw, when will EIT come to Fabulously Terrible Las Vegas? We want more terrible and we want it LIVE!
Noooooooooo. I'm over 22 years behind schedule! I wonder if they would take a late entry.
ReplyDeletei'm with ATDNEXT!! we VEGANS want somethin' terrible!!
ReplyDeleteTROPICANA CINEMAS, PLZ.
this is why I love your blog
ReplyDelete"How do you respond to Omar's 16 to 18 point no trump opening?"
ReplyDeleteUh... uh... What is the Battle of Thermopylae, Alex?
Thanks, Christopher, for making me shoot coffee out of my nose this morning.
ReplyDeleteAND THANK YOU, VCR TECHNOLOGY, FOR ALLOWING ME TO HAVE OMAR SHARIF AS MY PARTNER
so charming and at ease, even when doing a low-budget infomercial to raise money for his gambling debts
ReplyDeleteI didn't just learn about bridge. I learned about LIFE.
ReplyDeleteNow if only Beast Master II taught me how to time travel to the past I could enter in this sweepstake.
ReplyDeleteYes Omar Sharif, I will obey your commands... just so long as you let me have some of your cheese.
ReplyDeleteThe best kind of miracles are the electronic ones.
ReplyDeleteMy girlfriend and I were happy as far I could tell and I never thought that we would break up. When her cousin died in a tragic car accident she went to her family in Mexico for a week. I couldn't go because I was in the middle of entertaining out of town clients for work. She did not seem to be upset that I could not go so I let her be. The next thing I knew, she reconnected with an old friend from high school that she had a crush on years back and they started to have an affair! I had no clue what was going on until she came back from Mexico. She proceeded to see this old friend and I caught her and her old friend one night hugging each other. I confronted her and she told me the truth about what happened. We broke up and went our separate ways. Neither of us fought for our relationship. I was angry and decided not to be upset about it and just keep it moving. Then after about few months of no contact with her I became sad. I wanted her to tell me she wanted to be with me and not her old friend. I was really worried and didn't now what to do bout it, until one day i saw an advert on e internet about how a Dr saved a crumbling marriage, an i was really excited and i contacted the Dr for a love spell, his name is Dr Ewan and this is email address COVENANTSOLUTIONTEMPE@GMAIL.COM,he told me to do some things and i did it, he told me not t worry that my lover will e back to me in less than 6 hours. I thought it was a joke when she called me and told me that she is really sorry for everything that has happened in the past. I was filled with joy, Dr Ewan truly helped me and brought my lover back to me withing the space of 6 hours, he was able to get her to miss me, she wanted us to get back together again. She had lot of regrets and felt bad for not fighting to keep me and for cheating in generally. she cherish our relationship so much more now and we are together now! You can also get your lover back with the help of Dr.Ewan contact him through whats-app +2349057353987 his email: covenantsolutiontemple@gmail.com. Thank you Dr am grateful.
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