THE NEVER-ENDING NIGREDO OF 18 RABBIT

...will be played in San Marcos, Texas tomorrow (Saturday October 1) as well! A slightly different version of what will be projected on the front of the Drake Hotel in Toronto this weekend will be shown on a wall outside The Wreck Center (155 South LBJ San Marcos,TX), where our friends ROO have an art installation, show, and music video premier from 7pm -11pm. The Never-Ending Nigredo of 18 Rabbit and music video will be played with other EIT videos (both classic and new) as well as videos by our friend Blackmagic Rollercoaster. After these videos play, we'll be showing The Boxer's Omen. More information here!!!

And now back to our regularly scheduled video posts:



That only spoken line in this video really was the only spoken line from this video. This was a video mailer with almost no information written on it.

FAMILY UNIT

I am proud to have worked with our good friend and my favorite filmmaker Blackmagic Rollercoaster on this film about a man, his son, and a beautiful robot. I hope you dig it.

NUIT BLANCHE FUN HOUSE! @ The Drake!

Hey Toronto! EIT!'s Never-Ending Nigredo of 18 Rabbit! will be playing October 1st for one night only from sunset to sunrise on the facade of the Drake Hotel!

EIT! has been paired with 2 other artists, Balloon sculptor Sean Rooney and Elicser, to create the exterior installation!

Inside the building will be just as amazing, featuring Gobble Gobble, Metro Area, Sharon Hodgson, and EIT! favorite Jimmy Joe Roche!

Oh yeah, and it is all FREE! More information here! or here!

IT'S THE 90S...

...and nobody can shut up about it.


Thanks to all the Facebook folks that helped me track these down!

BODY SWAPPING! DOGGIE STYLE!

SPLASH MOUNTAIN RAP

Featuring Nick from Family Ties and the Splash Mountain Dancers.

BUBBA UNTIL IT HURTS

RIP Bubba.


Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. You can see more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

UNDERSTANDING YOUR HORRIBLE LIFE

...via the message of a pharmaceutical company.

IS THIS THE COOL WORLD?

The answer may surprise you...



From the "movie" Portfolio.

WOOD PRODUCTS 4 KIDZ!

Do your children have no appreciation for gypsum products? Send them into the woods with Duncan the Dragon!



Thanks to Jesse Thompson (#9 on the Jerry Leader Board!) for the tape.

And a bit of site news: we no longer have an intern. Our Internthing requested better working conditions and respect, so we had to let him go. Unfortunately years of living on nothing but Jerry droppings and thrift store smell made him quiet resilient to being forcibly removed from the building. Since he wouldn't leave, we had no choice but to rehire him as an indentured consultant. He has been renamed Wrong Man because he brought disgrace to the title of intern. So when you see a post from this Wrong Man fellow, feel free to subject him to the usual amount of scorn and ridicule.

CREEPS + WISH = KIDZ + WELL

CHILD ABUSE! WITH A KARATE KICK!

Kids beating up adults! Adults beating the shit out of kids! No regard for copyright law! Adorable breakdancing! This may be our favorite kids’ flick, and soon you will know why. Made in 1986, the peak “holyfuckingshit!” year of our lord, 7LNK does you the favor of leaving out any boring lulls by packing one pint-sized punch after another. When “Rocky” returns from America to reunite with his six homies (sporting names like Little Fatty, Two Teeth and Bumpkin), it all takes an immediate turn for the worse when they get entangled into a diamond exchange gone horribly wrong. The second there’s even an ounce of trouble, the kids start kicking ass right away, and when “Big Boss” hears of the kiddie crimebusters, his henchmen (also named Fatty and Dummy?!) follow them through every mall, roller rink and disco in town! Fans of Survivor’s track “Burning heart” will not be let down, for this song plays constantly over the sounds of screaming children and punching Foley art! We’re doing out best to describe all this, but frankly some films are beyond words. They should’ve sent a poet…

MARK HAMILL GOES BERSERK!!

To celebrate the terrible changes made to the recent Star Wars Blu-ray release, here's a movie that aired on network TV only 4 months before Star Wars IV hit theaters. Mark Hamill plays an unpredictable psychotic who holds a deadly grudge against a famous country singer who punched him in the face when he was a baby.



bonus video: Star Wars Ballet from French TV

SGT. SLAUGHTER: A MODERN DAY RENAISSANCE MAN

Following his third tour of duty in Vietnam, Sgt. Slaughter retired from service to pursue his life long dream of wrestling. After gaining the world championship belt and super stardom, the Sgt then moved onto rock star, monster truck tug of war champion and GI JOE. They just don't make them like they used to.

ONE MORE THING!

Before we start the weekend, I'd like to share this video I made along with Li'l Cruton and bobby Nintendo for the and MILAGRES on Kill Rock Stars. Inspired by Mondo Kiddo films, doy!

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. RICKY!

Thank you Memphis.

WIZARDS BE PAINTIN'!

And you thought Game of Thrones was awesome...



Thanks to Dan Shelley & Matthew Littlehale for the tape!

KIDZ LOVE RULEZ!

As if we needed more evidence of the adult konspiracy...



And if you ever wondered if all adults are actually satan-worshipping soul sucker reptiles, check out the end time on this one! 6 minutes! 6 seconds! and 6 frames! Koincidence? You kidz decide...

3 MINUTE HONOR & GLORY

STEEL STOMACHS

If you have a flabby stomach, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire The A-Team's Dirk Benedict to workout with you.



Courtesy of the Aaron Valdez Collection. See more at Wreck & Salvage and Hard Stars!

HAVE YOU BEEN LEFT BEHIND???

On the cover of the vhs box it says "HAVE YOU BEEN LEFT BEHIND? IF YOU FIND THIS TAPE, PLAY IT IMMEDIATELY. YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON IT!"
So here is this important tape in it's entirety.

CLASS OF 1984, COMMANDO...PTERODACTYL

Just listing off movies that Mark Lester has directed. Some are as good as movies can get, others are Pterodactyl.



Please don't let this stop you from watching Mark Lester's other feature that co-stars Coolio (and a Baldwin).

GOOP of the GODS!

Hello EIT, this is GOOP of the GODS! GOOP of the GODS, this is EIT! GOTG is a side project of EIT!'s Commodore Gilgamesh and Bobby Nintendo (the brain behind our DVDs)! We hope you like!

A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE FUTURE PART II

Briefly NSFMW.


Thanks to Dragon Sound, Airwave Ranger, Odd Obsession Movies and the person whose name I misplaced that sent in Absolute Aggression. Reveal yourself and claim your place in history!

Previously in the future...

GIT READY FER THE RUTT!!!

ANDY & THE AIRWAVE RANGERS! SPET. 10!

We are having so much fun at these Cinefamily screenings, I kind of feel bad for the rest of you guys 'round the world. Promise to visit sometime?

3 MINUTE CRASH COURSE

A driving instructor attempts to turn a group of misfits into responsible, road-worthy individuals in this 80's TV movie.

HAPPY LABOR DAYS!

I know everybody's itching to get back to the office, but hopefully these will get you through the long weekend.

THROW THE BOOK AT HIM

We'll give you this one, but our cheesy Muslim kids tape challenge still stands.



If you require further viewing, the entire movie is available from Shocking Video. It is still better than Fireproof.

VACUUM UP EVERY SINGLE BINGLE JEW

For those of you who said we only show Christian crap, here's some Jewish junk. A cash prize still awaits the first person who can send us a Muslim kids VHS!



OH! And September is MONDO KIDDO! at Cinefamily! Every Saturday night we are co-hosting an amazing lineup of fucked-up kids' movies, and really, really want you to come! To kick things off we are playing THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE!!! This Saturday at 10!!! With a bunch of the cast in person!

P.S. Kel Mitchell is coming to the Good Burger screening on Sunday! DUDE!