So God sent an angel to Earth as a dog to help the kid with a broken arm. Mission accomplished. Now... the dog has to wait around to die before God can reassign him? That just seems like poor resource management.
So wait, what exactly is the narrative here? Was that angel supposed to be a half-person, half-dog in heaven and then got re-incarnated as a half-person half-dog on earth that looks like a dog sometimes, or did the angel look like an angel before it went to earth but now it still looks like a furry?
Wait, what? Christian animalistic reincarnation?
ReplyDeleteTrusting in the Lord can be ruff!
ReplyDeleteWHERE IS YOUR GREAT CHAIN OF BEING NOW?
ReplyDeleteEvery time a child breaks their arm, a saint bernard goes into heat.
ReplyDeleteWhy do so many religious children's shows involve Furries?!? We need to put more research into this ASAP.
ReplyDeleteSo God sent an angel to Earth as a dog to help the kid with a broken arm. Mission accomplished. Now... the dog has to wait around to die before God can reassign him? That just seems like poor resource management.
ReplyDeleteI'd say this really needs the 'furries' tag!
ReplyDeleteCameo by Rick Perry as Mr Goodfellow??
ReplyDeleteWhat did he reassign to make it rain in Texas, Sigmund the Sea Monster?
So wait, what exactly is the narrative here? Was that angel supposed to be a half-person, half-dog in heaven and then got re-incarnated as a half-person half-dog on earth that looks like a dog sometimes, or did the angel look like an angel before it went to earth but now it still looks like a furry?
ReplyDeleteI'll never forget when I first met Daniel and Jennifer.
ReplyDelete[Child screams in terror]
Daniel fell down and broke his arm... but we got through that just fine, 'RUFF!
Dr Burgess put on a cast, and I even signed it, in my own special way!
Pedobear has some competition.
ReplyDeleteYou take the left path, I'll show you just how deep this rabbit hole goes...
ReplyDeleteYiff in hell furfags.
ReplyDeletethis is Wilfred in some bizarro universe
ReplyDeletewoah what? It looks like its paw can get super heated and like BURN a pattern into things. That seems more like a power affiliated with satan.
ReplyDelete1:31 - These are some hardcore-ass "Cocoon" fans. No Farrah Fawcett perversion hanging on THAT wall.
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