Friday, September 09, 2011

CLASS OF 1984, COMMANDO...PTERODACTYL

Just listing off movies that Mark Lester has directed. Some are as good as movies can get, others are Pterodactyl.



Please don't let this stop you from watching Mark Lester's other feature that co-stars Coolio (and a Baldwin).

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  1. Coolio got the role because of his experience with the legendary pterodactyls of Compton.

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  2. Come along and ride on a craptastic voyage.

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  3. Those aren't even Pterodactyls, they are Pteronodons WTF?!?

    (And given that I couldn't deal with that, the fact that said Pteronodons have razor-wings and the humans are as fragile as antique silk didn't have a chance.)

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  4. I had no idea some people came apart so easily.

    Yeesh. This looks like someone pureed "Jurassic Park 3" and "Birdemic" in a blender and left it outside for a week.

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  5. I have no choice now but to drink heavily.

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  6. Just. Wow. That was impressively shitty, on so many wonderful levels.

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  7. Don't worry Coolio, the royalties for the Kenan and Kel Show are still rolling in. That show will never be canceled! (This comment was found in a shoe box with the mysterious number "1996" written upon it.)

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  8. I didn't know Coolio was a DJ.

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  9. think about the superhuman grip that the blond poindexter must have on that girl's arm

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  10. Now that is a hold on to the edge of your seat 3 minute movie!

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  11. Was it possible to be impressed by CGI that rudimentary in the 1990s? I don't remember...

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