SUMMER RERUN WEEK!

In honor of Memorial Day, we'll be taking the week off from posting new videos and rerunning some classics from the vault instead. So get a comfy bean bag and celebrate summer the right way by never going outside!

BUT IS IT SAFE?!?!?

Former NFL player turned teen sex-educator Miles McPherson condescendingly tells yesterday's youth that they are wrong as he bathes in the spotlight of his own good intentions.

DUSTIN DIAMOND TEACHES CHESS, PART 1

This is the first installment from "Dustin Diamond Teaches Chess", a FOUR-HOUR LONG instructional video that is chock full of terrible:



It's only going to get worse. You can thank Sharon Mooney for unleashing this unto the world.

2 MINUTE ENTER THE NINJA

TELEPHONE RAPPIN!

This culture jam was made by Yonder Viddles before his vacation. Keep on truckin,' Yonder! Honk! Honk!

LELONDIAN DOOMSDAY!

LEFT BEHIND

Guys, the Rapture has begun and it will be 5 more months of torment under the rule of King Jesus. Probably should have posted this sooner.

GETTING PAID (NSFW)

Starring, directed, written, produced, scored, and cast by rapper Smokey Smoke.

KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION KONTINUED

KACHINGO! = PROFITS

It's so easy to capitalize on economic disaster!

HOOK'D 4 LYFE!

I'm not sure which one is cooler, smoking or quitting smoking!

...with extra special guest anti-smoking crusader Bizarro David Lynch:

JESUS IS A CHILD MOLESTER!

So, this is a pretty dum video. Okay, this is a really dum video, and I blame that jump from pretty dum to really dum on my nemesis/good friend Ghoul Skool. Here we were, sitting in the poochin' office, Ghoulie was cutting up his 5th buddy movie, he pops his big dum furry head over the divider between our cubicles, and says 'yeah, that's pretty dum, but it would be dummer if you add fart sounds and honky horns.' That's the story. Pretty boring.

CG'S KLASSIC KOMMERCIAL KOLLECTION!

MONDO SUPERHERO (PART 5/5): X-CUTIONER'S SONG

HAPPY NSFW FRIDAY TRUE BELIEVERS! Hope you dweebs enjoyed Mondo Superhero week. Thanks again to Hadrian Belove and Chadman for doing this with your pal Ghoulie!

MONDO SUPERHERO (PART 4/5): PLEASE SPIDERMAN, DON'T HURT 'EM!

Spiderman is basically the dude from Saw and all the reboots in the world can't un-etch this from our minds.

HOLLYWOOD COP/SAMURAI COP DOUBLE FEATURE!

Even in an era when action sludge was more common than shoulder pads or skinny ties, 1989’s Samurai Cop stood out as a true anomaly. Perhaps living legend Joe Bob Briggs summed it up best: a “recently unearthed, soon-to-be-classic kung-fu action-comedy skin flick with gratuitous gore elements.” That’s a good start, and yet there’s so much more! Ex-Stallone bodyguard Matt Hannon stars as Joe Marshall, a rock of a man who will do literally whatever it takes to punish the guilty -- even if that means taking dozens of innocent lives in the process! Teamed up with truly hilarious black sidekick Frank (his race and genitals are mentioned waaaay more than once), Joe embarks on an adventure so psychedelically violent and sex-tastic, there's a chance Hunter S. Thomson will return from his “space ashes” just to drool along with us. Oh, and fear not, Robert Z'Dar fans, you'll see plenty of the chin that made the Z famous, in rare bearded form. What's that, you say? One cop ain't enough to flog 'yer fists? Fine, we'll also add demented Samurai Cop auteur Amir Shervan’s Hollywood Cop into the mix -- if you can handle it! Get 'tix HERE!

MONDO SUPERHERO (PART 3/5): DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

I promise this one's safe for that super cool job of your that lets you watch videos at your desk, but only if there's no 70's nudity...



Thanks again to Hadrian and Chadman! I did not do this alone!

MONDO SUPERHERO WEEK (PART 2/5): SUPERMAN IS A PERV (NSFW, DOY)

The saga continues! (Don't worry, it's just more super-boobs).

MONDO SUPERHERO WEEK (PART 1/5) A HERO IS BORN...

Happy Monday, true believers! Your pal Ghoulie joined up with Cinefamily last week to create MONDO SUPERHERO, a mix of our favorite superhero stuff! (Some NSFW)



And this could not have been made without the help of the other EIT folks, and CHADMAN of Cinemageddon. Check out his mixtape, COMIC BOOK WORLD. It's four hours of pure magick!

A CHIMP SAVES A PUPPY; A CHILD DEITY TOYS WITH OTHERS' LIVES

***Watch version using "Fondren & Main" by Z-Ro ft. DJ Screw (RIP) here


This kid is the worst.


And! I just re-edited this movie for a song by Boozwa.
Starring a one-armed kung fu master (who also wrote and directed the movie) and an old blind man who wields my favorite martial arts weapon of all time, the flying guillotine.

If you happen to live in Austin, TX, Boozwa will be perfoming sample-heavy music next on Wednesday, May 18 at Plush ATX with DIBIASE and some other DJ/dub/electronic folks.

THOR SNEAK PEEK!

This was made by fellow found footage freak Hadrian of the famous Cinefamily. Enjoy!

FROM THE CHRONICLES OF "RAPPIN'" PART 2

Your lowly Intern-thing is feeling a bit under the weather today, so I've decided to post the courtroom scene from Rappin'. Closing arguments, obviously.

THE WORLD'S MOST OFFENSIVE BLOOPERS

So it's come to this...


And here's another installment of my obsession with a public speaker's vocal tics. Is it funny? You decide!

W QUESTIONED

ENTER THE GUEST BLOGGER: AARON VALDEZ

Aaron Valdez is a member of the found footage collective Wreck and Salvage and the curator of Hard Stars, a tumblr archiving the celebrity workouts of yesteryear.

Today he brings us the Sid Caesar's Shape Up and it's all for you! All for you!


You can read more about the Sid Caesar's Shape Up here (with bonus gifs)! Nobody else can do it for you.