Former NFL player turned teen sex-educator Miles McPherson condescendingly tells yesterday's youth that they are wrong as he bathes in the spotlight of his own good intentions.
Yeah...I think the medical community as a whole believes that sex outside of a marriage causes deformed babies. Arnold Schwarzenegger surely has a whole brood of mongoloids running around out there.
The utter confusion and suspicion on the audience members' faces was priceless. They think: "Can I die while having sex? Well, it seems to happen all the time in slasher movies...shit, I better be lock the door next time."
I'd also like to add that I admire the restraint of that braindead audience. I would've flinged shit at that foolio after listening to a minute of that nonsense.
Jesus is going to make me his bride? Well at least I won't have to worry about that whole immaculate conception thing.
ReplyDeleteThe safst sex is had when your shirt is buttoned ALL THE WAY TO THE NECK. What's underneath? That's "God's Business".
ReplyDeleteDid he lay out a timeline for Magic Johnson shriveling up and dying? Because he still seems to be going strong.
ReplyDeleteYou can't get sex from kissing?
ReplyDeletebut magic johnson isn't dead...
ReplyDelete*raises hand* Sir, I'm confused. Are we having sex right now?
ReplyDeleteOh my god.... worst sex advice ever... Not only is this dumb... but also offensively ill informed!
ReplyDelete'Dirty' sex is a modern invention? Have you guys heard about this brand new book, the Kama Sutra? It's super wild!
ReplyDeleteAlso: he said "wee-wee". Really?
Captcha was "hingle"
Marathon Man is a very different movie then I had been led to suspect.
ReplyDeleteAll educators should mock their students and discredit reliable sources, of course brainwashing is ideal but just too time consuming.
ReplyDeleteCan you get sex from kissing? We have no known record.
ReplyDeleteWatched the Penn and Teller's Bullshit! episode about abstinence education just two days ago, weird how these things coincide.
ReplyDeleteThis douche was so immensely douchey it almost ruined the fun of this for me. Almost!
Yeah...I think the medical community as a whole believes that sex outside of a marriage causes deformed babies. Arnold Schwarzenegger surely has a whole brood of mongoloids running around out there.
ReplyDeleteThe utter confusion and suspicion on the audience members' faces was priceless. They think: "Can I die while having sex? Well, it seems to happen all the time in slasher movies...shit, I better be lock the door next time."
ReplyDeleteI'd also like to add that I admire the restraint of that braindead audience. I would've flinged shit at that foolio after listening to a minute of that nonsense.
ReplyDeleteWhen he started talking about Magic I just lost it!
ReplyDeleteI've lost so many friends to sex...
ReplyDeleteHe basically takes every question and reverses it on the person who asked it.
ReplyDelete"It's when people have intercourse and exchange body fluids."
"OH. SO IT'S WHEN PEOPLE HAVE INTERCOURSE AND EXCHANGE BODY FLUIDS, IS IT NOW!?"
AS a former athlete miles should know that the safest way to avoid sores on your wee-wee is to wear a cup.
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