It's a credit to how much I love you guys and your work that I even attempted to watch this one. My hatred for Dustin Diamond burns with the fury of a thousand Sun Slammers.
I can't imagine why chess would take four hours to learn. It's probably the case that 1 hour of it is actual chess, which the rest is basically dicking around trying to make it "interesting".
Looks like someone gave him a book on chess and a suit and told him to show up in someone's basement the next day ready to roll--and of course act like Screech the whole time (on second thought, I am pretty sure he's not acting like anybody).
All past bad-decision-making aside, the fact that Dustin Diamond (using his judgement) thought the Screech schtick was timeless enough to ressurect to make a chess how-to should bring to scrutiny his status as a licensed driver and/or a property owner, if he is either of these things.
We must face all four hours, as a duty to ourselves, and to civilization.
Whenever there is a really funny tv show or movie I wonder how the crew (cameramen, boom mike operators, etc.) don't crack up. I'm pretty sure that wasn't a problem while making this video.
It is hard to believe that anyone would watch a video of Screech teaching people how to play chess for four hours. Screech probably told lame, unfunny jokes the entire time. The only reason why anyone would have bought this would have been to make fun of Screech for being a loser who actually filmed this vanity project.
Four HOURS?!
ReplyDeleteIt's still more exciting than his last video.
ReplyDeleteIt's a credit to how much I love you guys and your work that I even attempted to watch this one.
ReplyDeleteMy hatred for Dustin Diamond burns with the fury of a thousand Sun Slammers.
Please! Please for the love of God don't unleash the full four hours on us! I beseech you!
ReplyDeleteIt's like this, but with chess:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XREnvJRkif0&feature=related
Makes you question the whole idea of entertainment.
ReplyDeleteThis video, out of everything you've ever posted, is probably the most uncomfortable yet. This man was ever on a successful TV show? What
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine why chess would take four hours to learn. It's probably the case that 1 hour of it is actual chess, which the rest is basically dicking around trying to make it "interesting".
ReplyDeleteThank you, EIT. THANK YOU.
ReplyDeleteNothing says chess video more than a picture of a chess board on the wall.
ReplyDeleteThe only Dustin Diamond video I want to see is one where he attempts to eat a live grenade before it explodes.
ReplyDeleteWow......can't wait for this endurance test.
ReplyDeleteJust be thankful this wasn't the video with the dirty sanchez in it.
ReplyDeleteWhy not dub this over his porn tape?
ReplyDeleteAll four hours, please. This is special.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with the awkward contortions?
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ReplyDeleteLooks like someone gave him a book on chess and a suit and told him to show up in someone's basement the next day ready to roll--and of course act like Screech the whole time (on second thought, I am pretty sure he's not acting like anybody).
ReplyDeleteAll past bad-decision-making aside, the fact that Dustin Diamond (using his judgement) thought the Screech schtick was timeless enough to ressurect to make a chess how-to should bring to scrutiny his status as a licensed driver and/or a property owner, if he is either of these things.
ReplyDeleteWe must face all four hours, as a duty to ourselves, and to civilization.
Whenever there is a really funny tv show or movie I wonder how the crew (cameramen, boom mike operators, etc.) don't crack up. I'm pretty sure that wasn't a problem while making this video.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing he got paid by the hour.
ReplyDeleteIt is hard to believe that anyone would watch a video of Screech teaching people how to play chess for four hours. Screech probably told lame, unfunny jokes the entire time. The only reason why anyone would have bought this would have been to make fun of Screech for being a loser who actually filmed this vanity project.
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