It's not David Lynch, it's Bizarro David Lynch, who compares smoking to a toxic waste dump and drinks decaf. Incidentally, Bizarro David Lynch also thinks cherry pie is "gross."
The street-tough in the leather coat looks as if, by his pale, clammy complexion, that smoking cigarettes are the LEAST of his worries. He looks like DiCaprio in Basketball Diaries...
@Future Schlock. Thanks for the clarification. Although when I Google Bizaro David Lynch I get results for the ultra cool director Whom,by the way,loves his cigarettes and caffeinated coffee. Probably likes cherry pie too.
R.I.P. Drake Sather
ReplyDeleteUhm...where was David Lynch??
ReplyDeleteWhoaaa young Michael Pitt
ReplyDeleteThat's what landed Michael Pitt the role on "Boardwalk Empire."
ReplyDeleteThat also featured the only known rap about tea.
Bizarro Lynch and Not-Quite-Bobby Briggs, ladies and gentlemen!
ReplyDeleteThat is tea for my cup.
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ReplyDeleteIt's not David Lynch, it's Bizarro David Lynch, who compares smoking to a toxic waste dump and drinks decaf. Incidentally, Bizarro David Lynch also thinks cherry pie is "gross."
His teeth done look dirty!
ReplyDeleteThe street-tough in the leather coat looks as if, by his pale, clammy complexion, that smoking cigarettes are the LEAST of his worries. He looks like DiCaprio in Basketball Diaries...
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the clarification. Although when I Google Bizaro David Lynch I get results for the ultra cool director Whom,by the way,loves his cigarettes and caffeinated coffee. Probably likes cherry pie too.
whoa that had that jeep from michael pitt
ReplyDeleteCiggerettes ain't the tea for yo cup
ReplyDeleteGotta have my bowl gotta have my cereal
How do you explain these, Mr. "Not-Brad" Pitt???
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If it was only that easy to quit smoking.
ReplyDeleteAnd why were shorts a subject back then? I presume bubble head ate the shorts that his fellow actor was previously scared out of.
Sorry, I felt way too much sexual tension in that last part. I was waiting for the saxophone signal that whole time.
ReplyDeleteThanks, airplane. I thought it was just me.
ReplyDeleteThis is what Michael Pitt used as his audition tape for board walk empire.
ReplyDeleteIt was so amazing it just....made....everyone.......burn
"...Try Smoking, try piercings."
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IT'S TOMMY GNOSIS!!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou almost scared my shorts off!
ReplyDelete"...just the thought of it makes me like wanna... burn."
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