Tuesday, May 17, 2011

JESUS IS A CHILD MOLESTER!

So, this is a pretty dum video. Okay, this is a really dum video, and I blame that jump from pretty dum to really dum on my nemesis/good friend Ghoul Skool. Here we were, sitting in the poochin' office, Ghoulie was cutting up his 5th buddy movie, he pops his big dum furry head over the divider between our cubicles, and says 'yeah, that's pretty dum, but it would be dummer if you add fart sounds and honky horns.' That's the story. Pretty boring.
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12 comments:

  1. MitchMay 17, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    Nice pink cowboy hat, budday. Are you related to Garrett Quillin?

    That's right.

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  2. specious reasonsMay 17, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    I was kinda hoping for more of a "Blazing Saddles" campfire scene vibe. I'm guessing you'll still be posting after May 21st...

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  3. Junny BoltMay 17, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    You done posted this exactly at high noon cowboy.

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  4. AnonymousMay 17, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    You're better than this. I never thought I'd say that.

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  5. TurkeyVultureMay 17, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    Far be it from me to naysay the great Commodore, and "Jesus Christ/penis/singing kids" is the holy triad of video tags, but I think this would actually be better without all the forced entendre editing. Maybe a little good old-fashioned slowed-down singing and tense background noise, maybe some terrifying kids' faces in repeated loops of nightmarish grimaces, but this just feels too College Humor to fit in with your usual stuff.

    But that's okay. Everybody has off days. I had six off years while I was married to my retarded ex-husband.

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  6. AnonymousMay 17, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    laughable video
    If you knew God's commandment
    you wouldn't made this kind of video
    God will jedge you in the day

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  7. AnonymousMay 18, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    Oh hush silly, you only have to put up with us until Saturday.

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  8. RavenhallowMay 18, 2011 at 11:23 AM

    And the Lord gave his Commandment, "Thou shalt NOT make dick jokes with fart noises in My Name."
    Ye shall be "jedged!"

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  9. Kit O'ConnellMay 19, 2011 at 4:39 AM

    You left out the part of the story where he passed a burning joint over the wall and told you to toke till it seemed like a good idea.

    But no drugs can account for what made the original video seem like a good idea.

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  10. AnonymousMay 20, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    I like what you are trying to do with this... but you must learn from the master.

    http://wfmu.org/flashplayer.php?version=2&show=34945&archive=59245&starttime=2:42:05

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  11. FITZSIMMONSMay 22, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    Anonymous said...
    You're better than this. I never thought I'd say that.

    I have to agree. This is one was way over edited. It took away all the humour.

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  12. AnonymousJune 4, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    Love it.
    I woke my wife up laughing and she said, "Jesus!"

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