This video has everything! Rap, rap, rap, Hanna Barbera characters talking jive, age-blind marriage, and the 2nd koolest kid in the universe! I'll admit Garret 'Straight Chillin' Quillin is no Duane, but dammit he is one kool lil' poochie!
Monday, February 28, 2011
Friday, February 25, 2011
DIAMONDS ARE A CALL-GIRL'S BEST FRIEND
Thanks to Dragon Sound for passing along this deadly magick crystal!
Thursday, February 24, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
Monday, February 21, 2011
FUQUAY-VARINA JERRY HOTBED!!!
A member of the EIT! family, Liz Pardue-Schultz, recently unearthed a rich vein of Jerries in Fuquay-Varina, North Carolina. The discovery of 12 copies of the coveted Jerry Maguire VHS tape represent the lowest per capita population of people per copy of Jerry Maguire in the continental United States recorded to date - a stunningly low 1,492.5 PPJ, or Population Per Jerry.
Here are some statistics to demonstrate just how amazing Fuquay-Varina's PPJ numbers actually are. Commodore Gilgamesh - in a recent Jerry scouting mission to Los Angeles California - found only 66 Jerries, making LA's current PPJ 58,058. Northside Tony's discovery of 51 Jerries makes the Chicago PPJ 55,907. Thanks to Liz Pardue-Schultz, Northside Tony, and all of the other amazing juggalos and juggalettes out there seeking Truth and Jerry Maguire.
Here are some statistics to demonstrate just how amazing Fuquay-Varina's PPJ numbers actually are. Commodore Gilgamesh - in a recent Jerry scouting mission to Los Angeles California - found only 66 Jerries, making LA's current PPJ 58,058. Northside Tony's discovery of 51 Jerries makes the Chicago PPJ 55,907. Thanks to Liz Pardue-Schultz, Northside Tony, and all of the other amazing juggalos and juggalettes out there seeking Truth and Jerry Maguire.
Friday, February 18, 2011
....NOW
This trailer does a great job of basically being a 2 Minute Movie- made by friend of EIT! Alex Nicolau! You should also really come and see this entire thing with us at the Cinefamily on Saturday and grab a pint with Ghoulie, Airwave Ranger, and Gilgamesh. It's a mini-reunion in Werirdowood this weekend!
Thursday, February 17, 2011
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
IT'S NOT AN EXAGGERATION TO SAY...
When the Jesus Freaks take over, the American economy will follow the Coke standard, so start stockpiling now!
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Monday, February 14, 2011
Friday, February 11, 2011
TOPLESS AND EMPOWERED
The glass ceiling has just been -- shattered! (NSFW)
From the movie "Angel Fist"
From the movie "Angel Fist"
Thursday, February 10, 2011
Wednesday, February 09, 2011
RACIST PSALTY!
Thank you Al Scorch for digging up more Psalty treats. Sorry to all you diehard Terrible Heads out there who we left jonesing for the Terrible on Monday and Tuesday! We had some problems down at shipping and receiving here at EIT! headquarters!
Tuesday, February 08, 2011
EVERYTHING IS WHACK!! IN CHICAGO
EVERyTHING IS WHACK!!, at Chicago's Beauty Bar on Sunday (2/20/11) at 9PM, features a totally radical blend of obscure and off-kilter music mashed with the insanity inducing found footage visual fuckfest of Everything Is Terrible! It is guaranteed to be an ear-bleeding, eye-scratching-out, head fuck of a dance party featuring the sounds of Odd Obsessions' unRad Brian, Ruffy, and Tuffy. Fun, fun, fun!
Friday, February 04, 2011
THE SUPER BOWL OF LIFE!
Catchphrases are life's greatest motivators.
And for those of you that have forgotten everything about football from the Super Bowl last year, Burt Reynolds will get you up to speed.
And for those of you that have forgotten everything about football from the Super Bowl last year, Burt Reynolds will get you up to speed.
Thursday, February 03, 2011
VIDEOS FROM THE VAULT
Ol' Ghouly has a new video for today but he ran into some technical problems so it won't be up until later tonight. In the meantime, here's some odds and ends from the vault to keep you occupied.
First up, a hard hitting Superbowl question.
My favorite clip from my favorite deceased court show, Eye for an Eye. (The judge was named Extreme Akim and carried a bat instead of a gavel!)
And this is from Japan. Nuff said.
First up, a hard hitting Superbowl question.
My favorite clip from my favorite deceased court show, Eye for an Eye. (The judge was named Extreme Akim and carried a bat instead of a gavel!)
And this is from Japan. Nuff said.