Thursday, February 24, 2011

BECOME A HEALTH ADDICT

Cheat death with magnets and pills! (Results may vary.)

13 comments:

  1. Just 15 pills a day, and if you don't notice ANY difference after 15 pills just keep taking them everyday and eventually something will feel different!

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  2. That's a brain trap all right.

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  3. If the Chinese have been talking about it for centuries, couldn't we just ask the Chinese to share?

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  4. Is 'climbing Mount Shasta' a euphemism? For, you know, lots of sex? Cos that might explain the tingling.

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  5. Nice that the voiceover announcer at towards the end thinks that "Everyone" and "Everybody" are the same word. Stick to the damn script!

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  6. Soylent Green is....PEOPLE!

    Or just chewable magnets.

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  7. So about these magnets... how, exactly, do they work?

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  8. God, at first I thought that was Linda Hamilton...

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  9. SUN CHLORELLA IS PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!

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  10. No thanks, I'm sticking to Herbalife and Airborne.

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  11. I think two of the women went on to be on Fox News, or those Kevin Trudeau infomercials, which are really the same thing.

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