Tuesday, February 01, 2011

EVEN BEARS WORK FOR THE LORD!

Another violent, confusing morality tale from Chester & co!

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21 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    David Liebe Hart, preTim and Eric.

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  2. Torin GoldingFebruary 1, 2011 at 3:03 AM

    Hey! It's my favorite story from the Old Testament. "...as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, baldy; go up, baldy. And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and mauled the 42 children." (2 Kings 2:23-24)

    Yahweh is a cruel despot of a god, but I agree this should probably be standard punishment for anyone who makes fun of a thinning hairline.

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  3. MitchFebruary 1, 2011 at 3:16 AM

    I imagine this guy talks to his puppets when he is alone at night

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 8:18 AM

    When the Rapture comes, do the puppets go too?

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  5. IgwellFebruary 1, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    That poor retarded gentleman.

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:28 AM

    That's my favorite Simon and Garfunkel track at the end of the video.

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 5:36 PM

    J.R.: YOU ARE TOO FUNNY

    I think this might be the most beautiful video I've seen from E.I.T yet.

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  8. Destination A Go-GoFebruary 1, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    That...

    ..is a sassy baby.
    :)

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  9. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    What are they saying to Ezekiel? "Go up old forehead!"?

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:05 PM

    The ability to summon bears is one of the lesser-known powers Jews have.

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  11. django747February 1, 2011 at 7:13 PM

    Damn, David Liebe Hart was quite portly in his earlier years.

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  12. FITZSIMMONSFebruary 2, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    Where can i get an MP3 of that song at the end. EIT hook me up! (I'm not kidding)

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  13. Future SchlockFebruary 2, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    Fitsimmons-

    Email us at whatsupEIT@gmail.com and I'll hook it up.

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  14. RavenhallowFebruary 2, 2011 at 1:58 PM

    @Torin- YES! It's my favourite too. Soon as I heard "bald-head" I knew it would be this story, and there was much rejoicing and jubilation.

    Man, what a dick move. Love it!

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  15. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Is that puppet wearing a She Bear sweater?

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  16. JeylFebruary 2, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    "I'm not fat. Now you apologize!"

    And to think he thought beating people to death for lying was justified.

    Also, "Fat, fat. No longer Ed." I don't get it.

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  17. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    I thought summoning bears to smite his foes was a power usually attributed to Oden? Or maybe I just made the up because I wish it was true.

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  18. AnonymousFebruary 5, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    I love the she-bear's deep, deep voice.

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  19. bananaflavorFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6WAph1tERbA

    a go on up you baldhead song seems appropriate in response

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 9, 2011 at 1:17 PM

    Isn't that one of Liebe Hart's dolls?

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    2nd kings was my fav book because of this passage.

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