That voice, that attitude: ladies & gents, I think we've found (of "Know the Game" fame) John Patrick's one & only. Or mortal enemy. Could go either way.
The hair just kept getting worse and worse. From natural, to a new wave wig, to some sort of bulging monstrosity with bejeweling. Black is beautiful; blonde souffle on your head is not.
It's not a speech impediment. It's pretty common for *cough* people to say words differently in order to sound more sophisticated and intelligent. Unfortunately they many times just come of sounding uneducated.
Notice she said "preesentation" even though no one except perhaps your occasional yuppie douche canoe would say that here in the states.
Also, that hair is freakin' horrible. Black people have gorgeous hair. Why would you fuck it up by making it look like a white lady's hair from Kansas circa 1992?
Plus I wonder whether you can sleep on Chreme Supreme or if you just have to go through the ordeal of re-b'dazzling it for two hours every morning. Ugh.
I had flashbacks of my mom yelling at me when I was a kid: "Get your damn hair outta your eyes!! And where in the hell did you get a rhinestone to hang off your bangs?!"
Don't you mean "Chreate Beautiful Hair"???
ReplyDeleteIt's The Ghetto Cindy Lou Who!
ReplyDeleteAll of CHREE''s models must remain naked, for nothing can compete with her supreme hair designs!
I'd make fun of the narrator's speech impediment, but for all I know it could be a symptom of something more serious. So I got nothing.
ReplyDeleteThank jebus this wasn't another jebus clip!
ReplyDelete@1st anon
ReplyDeleteShatner syndrome? Oh dear...
That voice, that attitude: ladies & gents, I think we've found (of "Know the Game" fame) John Patrick's one & only. Or mortal enemy. Could go either way.
ReplyDeleteLooks like spaghetti on that womans head.
ReplyDelete@ third Anon. I Love the Jesus/christian videos, I laugh so hard at every one!
ReplyDeleteand in response to this video. WORST FUCKING HAIR I HAVE EVER SEEN. I would burst out laughing if a say anyone wearing hair like that in public.
The hair just kept getting worse and worse. From natural, to a new wave wig, to some sort of bulging monstrosity with bejeweling. Black is beautiful; blonde souffle on your head is not.
ReplyDeleteShe talks likke a female Dolimite.
ReplyDeleteCreme supreme is my name, and fucking up moterfuckers is my aim.
Jesus Christ its the haircut from the 1993 family reunion.
ReplyDelete"Patterin"
ReplyDeleteIt's not a speech impediment. It's pretty common for *cough* people to say words differently in order to sound more sophisticated and intelligent. Unfortunately they many times just come of sounding uneducated.
Notice she said "preesentation" even though no one except perhaps your occasional yuppie douche canoe would say that here in the states.
WELL THANKS. Now I know to utilize a patterin next time I try to do the chreme suphreme.
ReplyDeleteShe could just be a Reptilian trying to imitate our speech patterns and failing gloriously...
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one who's never heard of "patterin"?
ReplyDeleteUtilize the heat of the blow dryer, I said UTILIZE THE HEAT OF THE BLOW DRYER!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWarm heat, as opposed to the cool variety.
ReplyDeleteThe narrator is number four on my "list of people what I would want to narrate my life if my life had a narrator".
ReplyDeleteBlack people love rhyme. Dr. Seuss was actually an African-American lady hair dresser.
ReplyDeleteAlso, that hair is freakin' horrible. Black people have gorgeous hair. Why would you fuck it up by making it look like a white lady's hair from Kansas circa 1992?
ReplyDeletePlus I wonder whether you can sleep on Chreme Supreme or if you just have to go through the ordeal of re-b'dazzling it for two hours every morning. Ugh.
I had flashbacks of my mom yelling at me when I was a kid: "Get your damn hair outta your eyes!! And where in the hell did you get a rhinestone to hang off your bangs?!"
ReplyDeleteI need a blow dryer.
ReplyDelete"... an absolute dream of an hair design"
ReplyDelete"Aye-gain, use the heat of the drier to pre-VENT that boxie look."
ReplyDeleteEverything about this was foreign and terrifying to me.
ReplyDeleteOPRAH'S HALF-SISTER'S VOICE MAKES ME WANT TO KILL.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when you hand your narrator a script with no punctuation. She had to make her own.
ReplyDeleteEither that, or they couldn't afford a real narrator, and so they just chopped up some audio from some random speech and pasted it together for this.
What is a patterin?
ReplyDeleteLOL @ 0:44 Taaales from the Crypt!
ReplyDeleteThat's one cheap-ass weave. Where did you get that, Weaves For Less? Looks like it belongs in a TLC video.
ReplyDeletePlease re-post this video! I miss it....
ReplyDeleteYes! Please repost this video, my life is no longer complete.
ReplyDeleteFor the love of god, you must find this video and give it to us again!!!!
ReplyDeleteYes, get this back online please!! This holds a special place in my heart.
ReplyDeleteI miss this clip so so much. I hope it is found again somewhere in the depths of the Internet.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gejlO1SgaQ
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