Not becuase (well, not JUST because) they're boobs, but because they were completely immobile the entire time. Like they were molded from plastic... Hmm, I might be on to something...
I'm quite amazed that the guy she clobbered managed to cry out in pain and theatrically fall limp & unconscious. You'd think it would be one or the other.
I expected a highly caustic acid to squirt out of her nipples, blinding her attackers. Also, did she really just throw them outside and then close the door? It's like putting the cat out for the night...
I'm a raging homosexual and was transfixed by her firm (petrified?) breasts, as well. And now I feel dirty and confused and need to dig out some Jeff Stryker porn to counteract the ickiness.
I do believe I saw them jiggle at one point, but other than that they do look unnaturally firm. like... intensely so. I kinda wanna feel them to see what they are made of.
Sorry, charles and FITZSIMMONS, that's DailyMotion's doing, not ours. We hate preroll ads too but DailyMotion is friendly to boob videos so we're in a bind.
thanks defensestrator! That made me feel appreciate by the EIT corporation. Its nice to see a huge company as yourselves reach out to the little guys like us!
(I know your not a huge company, I do however appreciate the reply!)
"And speaking of films that should never be made, "Angelfist" is the latest attempt to create a FEMALE kung-fu star, this time with North American karate champeen Cat Sassoon, the woman with a fist like an angel and a face like a fist."
Google "Joe Bob Briggs Angel Fist Review" and read the rest of it! Classic stuff.
I was staring at her boobs the entire time.
ReplyDeleteNot becuase (well, not JUST because) they're boobs, but because they were completely immobile the entire time. Like they were molded from plastic... Hmm, I might be on to something...
They were oddly un-bouncy. I'm a straight girl and I too was transfixed. They didn't move. At all. Real boobs are floppy, ya'll.
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Fake boob technology has come a long way since the early 90s.
ReplyDeleteGlad I'm not the only one who noticed that. Her bjoobies didn't jiggle the slightiest.
ReplyDeleteSad panda?
I can't watch this from work, but the more bad movies I see, the more weird boob experiences I have.
ReplyDeleteI did find a review from amazon.com that said this (DIRECT COPY AND PASTE): "i love the fight and how she waned to find who killed her siste"
I wan to own this movie.
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Go Kat Sassoon.
Nice fake tits. They didn't bounce even once, I mean where's the fun in that?
ReplyDeleteThey just. don't. move. at all.
ReplyDeleteI'm quite amazed that the guy she clobbered managed to cry out in pain and theatrically fall limp & unconscious. You'd think it would be one or the other.
ReplyDeleteAnd now I have a boner.
ReplyDeletethis definitely isn't real
ReplyDeleteI expected a highly caustic acid to squirt out of her nipples, blinding her attackers. Also, did she really just throw them outside and then close the door? It's like putting the cat out for the night...
ReplyDeleteads are bloody annoying..
ReplyDeleteI'm a raging homosexual and was transfixed by her firm (petrified?) breasts, as well. And now I feel dirty and confused and need to dig out some Jeff Stryker porn to counteract the ickiness.
ReplyDeleteI do believe I saw them jiggle at one point, but other than that they do look unnaturally firm. like... intensely so. I kinda wanna feel them to see what they are made of.
ReplyDeleteI NEVER WANT TO SEE AN AD ON AN EIT VIDEO EVER AGAIN
ReplyDeleteSorry, charles and FITZSIMMONS, that's DailyMotion's doing, not ours. We hate preroll ads too but DailyMotion is friendly to boob videos so we're in a bind.
ReplyDeleteAdBlock is a wonderful thing.
thanks defensestrator! That made me feel appreciate by the EIT corporation. Its nice to see a huge company as yourselves reach out to the little guys like us!
ReplyDelete(I know your not a huge company, I do however appreciate the reply!)
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ReplyDeleteJoe Bob Briggs famously said of this movie:
ReplyDelete"And speaking of films that should never be made, "Angelfist" is the latest attempt to create a FEMALE kung-fu star, this time with North American karate champeen Cat Sassoon, the woman with a fist like an angel and a face like a fist."
Google "Joe Bob Briggs Angel Fist Review" and read the rest of it! Classic stuff.
Cat Sassoon! She dies of a drug overdose in 2002. Vidal Sassoons daughter!
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