Thank you Al Scorch for digging up more Psalty treats. Sorry to all you diehard Terrible Heads out there who we left jonesing for the Terrible on Monday and Tuesday! We had some problems down at shipping and receiving here at EIT! headquarters!
Oh no...I think this is Psalty with a Beard volumes of the series. Which is even creepier, especially when he has that voice that makes Paul Lynde sound like Mr. T.
Btw, anyone know why the hell he is called Psalty, anyway? Does he have a brother named Psage?
God damn it I can't stand that music. Especially with psalty reciting the lyrics as the kids sing. vomitous.
ReplyDeleteGood job. creepiest video i've seen on EIT yet... except for the bugs bunny porn :/
Wait. I forgot the ET porn. That was even worse.
ReplyDeleteOh good Yog that was creepy towards the end there. More than makes up for having to go two days without a new video.
ReplyDeletePsalty performing in blueface.. that songbook don't give a FUCK.
Nothing will beat EIT After Dark, but this was awfully damn close. Great job!
ReplyDeleteI have not even watched this video yet but it said PSALTY which means I needed to comment immediately and say I love you people.
ReplyDeleteOh no...I think this is Psalty with a Beard volumes of the series. Which is even creepier, especially when he has that voice that makes Paul Lynde sound like Mr. T.
ReplyDeleteBtw, anyone know why the hell he is called Psalty, anyway? Does he have a brother named Psage?
^ I think it's because once he's done burning your crops to the ground, he salts the earth.
ReplyDeleteOkay, actually I think it's cause a Psalter is a songbook.. but that's much less fun to imagine.
So...does EVERY Psalty video involve him luring kids away from civilization?
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I saw the word "Psalty" I knew that this would be the best day ever. That last minute was just amazing.
ReplyDelete"Be careful little eyes what you see...be careful little ears what you hear..." Oh, the irony.
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ReplyDeleteI guess you didn't see the 'Clitty Anne" video. That is some creepy shit.
Oh dear god, that opening song just goes on and on and on.
ReplyDeleteI love Psalty! And thanks to RavenShallow for explaining his name!
ReplyDeletePsalty <3
ReplyDeleteWhat in the hell was that "be careful little ears" song at the end? There is nothing you can do to make that song creepier than it already is.
ReplyDeleteRequesting an 'Epilepsy' tag on future videos that cause me to have seizures. Mygoddamnbrain.
ReplyDeleteFITZSIMMONS has called me out on my lack of depth! D:
ReplyDelete/standingovation
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely fucking brilliant. Best Psalty video ever.
ReplyDeleteGilgamesh and Vittles know how what horrors haunt us.
ReplyDeleteSo Psalty wrote a fun song and little playlet about the horrible drowning death of every child on earth. Yay! Fun Times!
ReplyDeleteThat blackface = blueface shit was kinda a stretch there, kids. I guess you never been to a sporting event or a circus.
ReplyDeleteThat talking chest of drawers - EEEEYAAAUGH.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's coming from a diehard Peewee's Playhouse fan.
I kinda like how there is apparently a height limitation for Psalty's Little Praisers club.
ReplyDelete"Birth of a Nation"!
ReplyDeleteSo, uh, no one else noticed the white girl in blackface in the first twenty seconds?
ReplyDeleteLord Vittles,
ReplyDeleteI can't find a mirror of this video anywhere. I can't be more-than-able without it.
If you reupload this treasure I promise to donate a portion of the 510 used Jerry tapes on Amazon to your worthy cause.
video unavailable :^(
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