Monday, February 28, 2011

THE BALLAD OF GARRET QUILLIN!

This video has everything! Rap, rap, rap, Hanna Barbera characters talking jive, age-blind marriage, and the 2nd koolest kid in the universe! I'll admit Garret 'Straight Chillin' Quillin is no Duane, but dammit he is one kool lil' poochie!
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27 comments:

  1. JeffroFebruary 28, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Mr. Quillin's IMDb popularity is up over 250% this week! also come check him out at Eagle Bar in beautiful San Diego.

    http://www.facebook.com/people/Garrett-Quillin/100000110065319

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  2. UnknownFebruary 28, 2011 at 8:19 AM

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  3. Osama LamadingdongFebruary 28, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    Kid in pink with mullett is trying to move in on Duane's territory.

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  4. Former Attractive PersonFebruary 28, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    I danced, I cried. I feel vilified.
    Ostracized.

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  5. og NateFebruary 28, 2011 at 11:11 AM

    So "pink girl" is a boy?

    Also, nice to see that crossing guard fall in love. Even if it is to one of the children he's helping to cross the street.

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  6. FITZSIMMONSFebruary 28, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    this is probably in my top 5 EIT videos already xD

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  7. Dragon SoundFebruary 28, 2011 at 11:35 AM

    Wait, wait, wait...where did those creepy puppets come from? I own "Rappin' and Rhymin'" and I can attest to Garrett Quillin being the second coming of Dwayne (or at least a kick-ass sidekick), but I definitely do not remember any of those puppets in my video.

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  8. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    As an epileptic, I am appalled that they put the dude having a seizure in his own private room. Unless that's a demonic possession.

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  9. Skipper BigbonesFebruary 28, 2011 at 1:57 PM

    Garrett's my home-dog, he got my back.

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  10. sublimeadeFebruary 28, 2011 at 4:21 PM

    he works at a leather bar in North Park ... big surprise. Right around the corner from Bar Pink.

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2011 at 5:01 PM

    Oh Jesus.

    This is on Garretts FB: "My Surgery,
    You all know what has been going on with my leg. I have decided to go through with the amputation. I go in for surgery on the 19th. Met with a prosthitist and I will be able to do everything I did before. People with prosthetics rock climb, snow board and just about anything and I will be walking in 3 months. Come visit if... you can, sure I will be bored."


    Poor guy. He danced so well...

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  12. save ferrisFebruary 28, 2011 at 5:34 PM

    Rappin n Rhymin was my favorite childhood video! Thanks EIT for finally giving it the due terribleness credit it deserves!

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  13. AnonymousFebruary 28, 2011 at 6:54 PM

    No... NO! That puppet just bumped Billy Baloney from Pee Wee's Playhouse out of first place for "scariest dummy ever". :/

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  14. RavenhallowFebruary 28, 2011 at 10:00 PM

    An instant classic. Perhaps Garrett Quillin is a prophet of the Almighty Duane? Surely his message of groovin' and keeping up with the latest fashions is too much for one man to bear to the masses?

    Also I was playing the EIT Holiday Special at work today, and this just made the TMNT "Wrap Rap" get stuck in my head all over again.

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  15. MitchFebruary 28, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    Garret Quillin is son of Duane

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  16. SpafMarch 1, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    Whenever the word "YO!" is shouted in this video, take a drink.

    Whoever keels over last from liver failure wins!

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  17. fdfdmaMarch 1, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    MAYNONAISE.

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  18. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE EDIT JUST THE GARRET QUILLIN DANCE INTO A CONTINUOUS LOOP!!

    PLEASE!

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  19. AnonymousMarch 1, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    That creepy puppet is from a show called "Peppermint Park." The youtube channel Cringevenom has a lot of videos of it (as well as some other great public access crap). Here's the creepy puppet singing about the letter M:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbBNGyk30Yk

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  20. HeydanbudMarch 2, 2011 at 3:36 PM

    more of the guy with gray hair >>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuPceMjQUhc

    hes insane.

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  21. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 5:05 PM

    Pfft. Chubby pink hermaphrodite's got nothin' on Duane. Don't even pretend.

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  22. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 7:48 PM

    All the forces of the universe went into making that, never forget

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  23. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 6:08 AM

    There is no Duane but Duane, and Garret is his prophet.

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  24. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 8:36 PM

    Duane and Garrett video mash-up request!!!!!!

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  25. DonnaMarch 7, 2011 at 12:39 AM

    So, did the district attorney do anything about the little statutory problem there?

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  26. KenMarch 7, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    POWERS ON

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4l7XOiIFGLY&feature=channel_video_title

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  27. theneedledropApril 10, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    Garret is the new Duane! Duane is god, and Garret is his son who he has sent to Earth to die for our sins of fashion and keeping up with the latest trends!!!! Hail Garret!

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