Mmm yeah, I'd like to put my stiffy on her backside!
Crap, beaten. Seriously though, I can't tell when she says it if she's realizing how dirty it sounds. It's like she said it more than it needed to be said because it was funny, but her voice doesn't reflect that.
Sounds like a warning not to get high on stiffy fumes at the end. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a stiffy binge.
It's no Cat Massage but it's pretty damn terrible!
ReplyDeleteOhhh, I don't know about this one. I have hobbies that would look ridiculous to other people. And involve trips to the store.
ReplyDeleteIs it weird that I want to see the rest of the video? My grandma would love one of these for her birthday.
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful carcinogen!
ReplyDeleteIs this how people have sex in the South?
ReplyDeletewonderfully edited
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wow i want some stiffy spray too
ReplyDeleteWasn't she on "Designing Women"?
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she can give me a stiffy. Maybe if I meet her at her favorite craft store!
ReplyDeleteI paint little plastic and pewter dudes all day long. I have waived my right to make a mockery of this video. :(
ReplyDeleteImma put stiffy allover the backside ;)
ReplyDeleteNeeds more lightning bolt!
ReplyDeleteI'd hit that.
ReplyDeleteI've lacquered quite a few items with my stiffy, too. I don't know why you all think it's such a terrible hobby. Also, I ejaculate on wicker baskets.
ReplyDeleteThat basket is my new god.
ReplyDeleteIn related news, that woman's voice reminds me of the elephant from Adventure Time.
I'm still stuck on step 1 - choosing my favorite craft store. fml.
ReplyDeleteMmm yeah, I'd like to put my stiffy on her backside!
ReplyDeleteCrap, beaten. Seriously though, I can't tell when she says it if she's realizing how dirty it sounds. It's like she said it more than it needed to be said because it was funny, but her voice doesn't reflect that.
Lady, applying my stiffy in public is what got me in trouble in the first place.
ReplyDeleteThanks EIT...havent laughed this hard/stiffy in a long time!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a warning not to get high on stiffy fumes at the end. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of a stiffy binge.
ReplyDeletewow! Is that lady high on cocaine?
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There's that part in the middle where the screen ripples and we go into an alternate dimension. What was that?
ReplyDeleteGather, pinch and push.. sounds like my prom night.
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And now it goes straight to the attic where we will find it 4 years from now covered in dust and small animal droppings and proceed to throw it out.
ReplyDeletepls repost this ):
ReplyDeletePlease repost this. This is my favorite video ever posted on the internet.
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