Wednesday, March 02, 2011

SCREW THE MUMMY!



This is just the tip of the magnificent crapberg that is DEVIL STORY! Thanks to Destination a-Go-Go for the source!
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24 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 3:34 AM

    what?

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  2. Lisa LotteMarch 2, 2011 at 4:33 AM

    I especially like how the horse is running up and down in a prefect trot, not being scared by the gun at all xD What an awesome stock footage montage!
    Your blog is just so awesome... I'm so happy I stumpled across yesterday!

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  3. MaxloadMarch 2, 2011 at 4:46 AM

    i'm not even sure about the physics of stamping some other guys guts out, wouldn't he just do a little step up? or maybe mummies are super heavy...

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  4. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 7:43 AM

    This was Tom Cruise's top pick when asked about the Criterion Collection

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  5. gottagoMarch 2, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    Is he trying to shoot the horse? If so, why does he not direct the gun towards the horse?

    The subtitles are probably the only things that make sense in this.

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  6. og NateMarch 2, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    Katharine Hepburn's first movie?

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  7. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    This is terrible. Well done.

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  8. LautaroMarch 2, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    I always wanted to know how to say "screw the mummy" in greek

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  9. RavenhallowMarch 2, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    My brain feels like the mummy stepped on it. Awesome!

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  10. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 5:26 PM

    So that's what happened to the Morton Salt girl.

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  11. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    Where can I purchase this masterpiece?

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  12. Destination A Go-GoMarch 2, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    Brothers and Sisters of EIT!

    Fear the Mummy!
    Donate the Jerry!

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  13. brimcp19March 3, 2011 at 12:04 AM

    Oh my god. This is solid gold shit. Well done.

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  14. UnknownMarch 3, 2011 at 1:44 AM

    I just hope the guys at MST3K saw this at some point, even if they couldn't use it.

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  15. UnknownMarch 3, 2011 at 4:00 AM

    im definitely going to have strange dreams tonight

    thanks EIT!

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  16. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    I never knew old men were filled with sheep guts.

    The More You Know*

    Also, she might have more success against the mummy if she punched it instead of patting it encouragingly.

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  17. Derek Evan BarberMarch 3, 2011 at 6:58 AM

    Girl: "Use your rifle on it!"

    Old man: "It'z a [cue shotgun jones theme music] SHOTGUN!!!!"


    Some next level, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark shit! Pretty sure David Lynch has dreams like this.

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  18. AdzyMarch 3, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Χέσε την, την μούμια !

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  19. FITZSIMMONSMarch 3, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    EIT 2011 is off to a great start!

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  20. UnknownMarch 6, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    @Derek Even Barber

    Truth be told, this is actually an outtake from Mulholland Dr.

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  21. AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    why is that mummy barfing toothpaste?

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  22. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 11:46 PM

    I have the weirdest boner...

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  23. VindicutMarch 24, 2011 at 1:16 AM

    Some say shes still trying to cock that shotgun, Er I meant rifle.

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  24. Brandon StocksSeptember 8, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    Now this is terrible!

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