THE TIME HAS COME

This is it. The video I have kept hidden from the public for almost a year. I thought I would only play this live; to physically see the faces of the audience as they collectively barfed. But now is the time to show this to the people... Though I must warn you, you seriously cannot un-see this and once you push play, there's no going back...



UPDATE: Due to absolutely no demand, here's a translation courtesy of German speaking pal Thomas!

"Extra-Terrestian! You must go on planet "Earth." As you know,
otherwise our race will die out. We unlearned (or, like, lost the
ability) to have fun at sex. On Earth, we write the 19th century. There
I will bring you to a family."

(ET pops up in smoke)
Man: "A little blowing in the morning drives off all anger and
worries. My Beloved...

ET (scientific observing tone): "Female Earth Humans take genitals of
the man into the mouth. And how big the penis gets! It seems..."

ET: (Seriously, I'm not kidding.): "My hole starts to itch. Whether the
sex addiction is infectious on earth? I like/enjoy it, how the man puts
is dick into the snatch/cunt/twat (whatever word for vagina is the most
vulgar.) of the woman. That is a BIG cunt, with lobes (German word for a
wet cleaning rag applied to the labiae.)"

SEE YA IN HELL!

I hope everybody remembered to restock their Jack Chick catalog. Halloween is the busy season.

2.5 MINUTE THE GATE 2!

ZOMBIE WORKOUT (PLUS 2-MINUTE DEATH SPA!)

I need to lose some weight if I'm going to fit into my Dolph costume this year.

Here's some zombies working out:



Special thanks to Bob Konow of Chicago for that one.

And now for some 2-Minute Death Spa...



Happy Halloween everybody!

WATCH OUT KIDS!

*From the VHS collection of James Lawrence of Albuquerque

THE DOC WITH THE COCK THAT ROCKS

This tape is a lot like DJ Shadow's 'Entroducing' for me. Sure, it's a little dated, but every time I go back there's all sorts of little things I never remember being there. Maybe it has to do with maturity, where each time I watch I'm a little older and a tad wiser which makes me experience it in a whole new way. And dammit, I am going to use the whole part of the buffalo here and share with you proof that there is a God, and God's a lady who knows what she wants. TGIF!



And this is happening on Saturday! GET YOUR TIX BEFORE IT SELLS OUT, NEW YORK!

GET YER MAGICK ON

Only 10 magickal operating days left 'til Halloween!

BUCKS N' BLUNTS

This video is dedicated to the memory of Bob Hice - hunter, orator and mystic.

SEXUAL ASSAULT: MUNCHIE STYLE!

And in case you were wondering what ever happened to internet...

STARE HARDER AT YOUR TV

FALL FOLIAGE FUN!

Hey Chicago!

Get your party shirts on, because this Tuesday we proudly present the latest installment of EiT at the Movies, FALL FOLIAGE FUN! It's going to be an evening of mayhem, magick, and the ventriloquism stylings of our special guest April Camlin!



As always, the show will be FREE, with donations going to the fabulous Odd Obsession Video! Woo!

HAPPY INTERPLANETARY CONFEDERATION DAY! CELEBRATE!

It's October 15th! Put on your UFO rainbow sashes and march around your driveway!

BEHOLD THE ONE TRUE SPACE BROTHER

ALL MY UNARIANS

(Can this count as my post for Boring Week, too?)

IT'S UNARIAN WEEK!

In honor of the upcoming Interplanetary Confederation Day on October 15 and the imminent arrival of the space brothers, this week we will be raising our consciousness and celebrating all things Unarius. See ya on the mothership!





A big, big thanks to John Boles (who sent in 5 Unarian tapes!) for making this week possible.

WHAT THE REPTILIAN HUMANOIDS DON'T WANT YOU TO KNOW...

Area 51 was an inside job.

FUNKY FREESTYLE!

Thanks to Dragon Sound for the tape!

TED NUGENT ON BLACK AND WHITE

YOU NEED THIS CRAP!

Thanks to Clayton in Denver for the creepy dolls video! More to come from that gem.

TEXAS-SIZE WORKOUT!

EIT! IN TORONTO! THIS SATURDAY!

Well, kinda. Our superspecialsuperfuntimenogginfuckingpuppypettingarf!arf!booya! Nuit Blanche Mix! will be screened all night long at The Drake Hotel from 7 PM - 4 AM!
For more info, here.

A PEOPLE'S HISTORY OF BRANSON MISSOURI