Vic C: I just tried, but every time I try imagining Ted Nugent as a big black man this scene from Fritz the Cat springs to mind where the big black girl tells Fritz: "You're not black enough, hon."
Oh, wow. I actually don't think I submitted this, unless that Oliver North tape was *seriously* mis-labeled. I'd hate to think someone wasn't getting their dues for that fine piece of tape...
This man needs to go away.
ReplyDeleteAh theres nothing like shooting a bunch of squirrels to feel like a man and feel better about your receding hairline.
ReplyDeleteTed didn't know, a band back up with a keyboard actually sounds better.
ReplyDeleteJust picture The Nudge as a big black man...
ReplyDeleteVic C: I just tried, but every time I try imagining Ted Nugent as a big black man this scene from Fritz the Cat springs to mind where the big black girl tells Fritz: "You're not black enough, hon."
ReplyDeleteLet's throw a party when he dies.
ReplyDeleteYonder, yonder. Yonder, i love you more than The Nuge. And that's ok. Cause The Nuge loves The Nuge more than anything.
ReplyDeleteHeard he's coming out with deer-flavored candy bars just in time for Halloween--Ted Nougats.
ReplyDeleteI can think of a few huge things Ted is, but a black man isn't one of them.
ReplyDeleteIt's fun to pretend.
ReplyDeleteDIE KEYBOARDS DIE!
ReplyDeleteSucks to be white after watching this : P
ReplyDeleteGonna go play some Stooges to wash it away.
Keyboards are like condoms, they're only good if you're eating them.
ReplyDeleteOh, wow. I actually don't think I submitted this, unless that Oliver North tape was *seriously* mis-labeled. I'd hate to think someone wasn't getting their dues for that fine piece of tape...
ReplyDeleteAm I mistaken or did Ted use underage teen girls for sex years ago?
ReplyDeleteI'll buy that for a dollar
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