His name is Kirby Van Burch and he puts on his show under a cracking purple plaster onion-dome and he sounds and acts like Crispin Glover and his ex-wife Bambi passed out surveys after the magic act asking the audience their opinions on her proposed new line of Christian Sunglasses for teens! For real!
I live in Springfield, MO...40 minutes from Branson. I absolutely love how Branson is becoming a huge thing on EIT...If you think these videos are horrible, try actually going there sometime!
Well, if you've been good all your life, now I guess you know where you'll be going when you die.
ReplyDeleteDid you know the county where Branson is seated produces more meth than anywhere else in America?
ReplyDeleteThe more you know!
Well, now we know where celebrities go when they die. (I'm refining my comment).
ReplyDeleteDose the Branson tag negate the necessity of the White People tag?
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure I saw that mullet-ed magician when we went to Branson for my grandparent's 50th anniversary. I think his name was Kirby something...
ReplyDelete"So tonight I'd like to put some human feces on the popcorn. Can you go ahead and do that? Great."
ReplyDeleteBut seriously, Waiting for Guffman was based on Branson, wasn't it?
I agree with this!
DeleteThe Mullet Magician is the closest thing Branson has to a fertility god.
ReplyDeleteDoes Captain Mullet remind anyone else of David Cross?
ReplyDeleteHis name is Kirby Van Burch and he puts on his show under a cracking purple plaster onion-dome and he sounds and acts like Crispin Glover and his ex-wife Bambi passed out surveys after the magic act asking the audience their opinions on her proposed new line of Christian Sunglasses for teens! For real!
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ReplyDeleteNo wonder Jed Clampett got the hell out of there.
ReplyDeleteAre there an unusually large number of suicides in Branson? I'd assume there would be...
ReplyDeleteDo you all not have an Osmonds tag?
ReplyDeleteBobby Vinton worst face lift ever
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a kid,watching The Donny and Marie Show,I always thought Wayne Osmond was a little retarded. He had that look. Now Perhaps I was right.
ReplyDeleteat 0:28 is that the woman from the L Welk show? She is still smoking hot!
ReplyDelete"I have Lions, Tiger and Bears" Ohhhh my.
ReplyDeletewhy do I get the feeling that everybody in this video was in a Love Boat episode?
ReplyDeleteI live in Springfield, MO...40 minutes from Branson. I absolutely love how Branson is becoming a huge thing on EIT...If you think these videos are horrible, try actually going there sometime!
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: Loved it!
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