Thursday, October 28, 2010

SEE YA IN HELL!

I hope everybody remembered to restock their Jack Chick catalog. Halloween is the busy season.
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15 comments:

  1. Porcine DroneOctober 28, 2010 at 11:23 AM

    Michael Sera No!!!

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  2. UnknownOctober 28, 2010 at 1:05 PM

    Way to rip off some scenes from other films.

    Event Horizon (First burning scene)
    Contact (The Heaven scene)
    I want to throw Spawn in there but I suppose it's not the only film to feature a hell worm hole. And it pretty much sucked.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 28, 2010 at 1:34 PM

    "Burning forever! Forever burning!" instantly triggered "Dope forever! Forever loaded!" Guess I know where I'm going....

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  4. AnonymousOctober 28, 2010 at 3:38 PM

    haha! Humans really are easily deceived...BY RELIGION! LOL!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 28, 2010 at 4:41 PM

    Hmmm...tell me more about this all-forgiving, endlessly compassionate God of Love and Mercy...and the place of ENDLESS EXCRUTIATING BURNING TORMENT he created for folks that dis' him.

    @John...I also saw "What Dreams May Come" and "The Frighteners"

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  6. AnonymousOctober 28, 2010 at 6:03 PM

    MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT!!!!

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  7. Phineas86October 28, 2010 at 6:07 PM

    This doesn't add up. If that was hell, where were all the Jews and Chinese people?

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  8. 9th_SageOctober 28, 2010 at 8:48 PM

    Wow, the trip to Heaven sure looks like a Stargate trip.

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  9. PuddingOctober 28, 2010 at 9:38 PM

    So, the two greatest sins are getting high for the first time, and being a paunchy guy flipping through channels.

    Well, I know I've learned something from this video.

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  10. HVOctober 28, 2010 at 10:14 PM

    So, I live well for my 70 or so years on earth, and I go to heaven for all eternity? I try heroin or scratch my crotch watching football, and I face CGI demons for all eternity? Seems a little unfair either way. At least with Hinduism you get more than one try.

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  11. RavenhallowOctober 28, 2010 at 10:27 PM

    I had "Heaven for Hellions" by Take No Damage stuck in my head the whole time I watched this. It made the video just a little less awful. Just a little.

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  12. AnonymousOctober 29, 2010 at 12:20 AM

    I think I'd rather drown a litter of puppies then have to watch this entire movie.

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  13. AnonymousOctober 29, 2010 at 2:23 PM

    I like how that one guy's all "Heaven-sweet!" and then God's all "PSYCHE!"

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  14. AnonymousOctober 31, 2010 at 4:43 AM

    I thought Spawn was a pretty good movie!

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  15. CaseyNovember 8, 2010 at 11:05 PM

    "God is real...HORRIBLY real!"

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