Thursday, October 14, 2010

BEHOLD THE ONE TRUE SPACE BROTHER

17 comments:

  1. I know Ruth didn't die (at least this time) until 1993, but she did say there's no such thing as time...so is it too much to hope that Dwane is the current incarnation of Uriel?

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  2. Finally a religion for unemployed prop masters.

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  3. are there other websites like EIT on the internet? I love this.

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  4. Wikipedia:

    "Founder Ernest Norman writes in his book, The Truth About Mars, that the Chinese evolved from ancient interstellar migrants who began colonizing Mars a million years ago. They are reported to have returned to Mars, where they live in underground cities, after being attacked by natives of the Earth. A group which had become separated did not return with them and this group branched off and formed the various Asian racial genotypes."

    Holy crap tell me there is a video for this.

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  5. How many people about to die don't believe in death? Good! Good!

    And no Anonymous. Not a single one. Though there are some fancy cheap carbon copies.

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  6. I like these people. They're like a friendly, non-threatening, geriatric version of the Scientologists.

    To the person who asked, check out TV Carnage if you like EIT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJnOWBn5DiU

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  7. I still fear the spacecraft, I remember when they blew up Alderaan.

    All hail Archangel Duane! Incarnated as Duane the Great, the philosopher Duaneties, Duaneon of Lemuria, and the almighty Duane!

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  8. Who said religion and science weren't compatible?

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  9. "There is no time."
    "2001"

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  10. and now presenting Queen Gloria Stuart!

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  12. "it was way off the frequency wange".

    it was, in fact, over 9000!

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  13. I effing love the trash you all dig through....Amen, there is no beginning or no ending!

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  14. I just wanted to let you all know EIT, that this one was a masterpiece.

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  15. Is this a series of clips from the John Waters film Desperate Living?

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  16. How did she know that I call this thing that I have my psychic anatomy? Her intelligence truly is infinite. I mean, I didn't ever call it that prior to watching this video and I have absolutely no idea which thing she is referring to—and, in all likelihood, if I knew what it was—if it exists at all—I would not call it my psychic anatomy—but that is truly astounding!

    Of course, what I am trying to say is that my psychic anatomy wouldn’t mind exploring her golden vortex for one sweet night in the parking lot of El Cajon, California’s leading costume and prop store.

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