SO MANY THINGS TO FREAK OUT ABOUT!

Seriously folks... EVERYTHING is terrible(!)

• Satan,
• Mormons,
• Jehovas Witnesses,
• Satans Witnesses,
• New Agers...

3-MINUTE EXTREME HEIST!

THE MOMENT OF TRUTH

MAN THIS IS GROSS

Wanna see more of this? Me neither. No, seriously, this movie is incredible and you have to come see this as The Cinefamily, EIT! and Rotten Cotton present 'CHESTER TURNER TRIBUTE NIGHT! WITH MORE FOUND CRAP FROM ROB SCHRAB & DAN HARMON! Get your tickets here!

More info on the great Chester Turner at the wonderful Bleeding Skull.

BLACK DEVIL DOLL FROM HELL!	UCBcomedy.com

And here's the poster for the show!

MIND OF A SEAL

"The mind controls the body, the body does not control the mind."
J.C. Carracci

DON'T DO THESE DON'TS!

or do, whatever...

RUSTY!

Just because he looks different doesn't mean he is different.

3 MINUTE HOW I SAVED THE PRESIDENT

Finally, a dog that tells people NOT to assassinate politicians.

2 EVERYTHING 2TOURDIARY 10!

Well, we did it. We found the Magick Crystal.

Sigh.

Don't get me wrong, it's nice to be home sleeping on my VHS bed again, but something feels...missing. Sunshine hurts my eyes and pizza tastes bad. I saw a dog on a skateboard the other day and barely even laughed.

I gotta be honest- I miss the van.
I miss the weird shit on the dash (Virgin Frankenstein by Gracie- thanks, Gracie!),



I miss Lords Hinyin and Minyin,

photo by Michael Gill

photo by Steven Soloway

photo by Sybil

I miss nice people in St. Louis giving us cookies (thanks Erin!),

photo by H. Lindsy Donahue

I even miss the Commodore threatening to fire Yonder Vittles and me on stage.

photo by Bruce Ojard

But most of all I miss those sweet, sweet Jerries.

photo by September Slater

Thanks to the Hollywood Theater, Clinton and everyone at Central Cinema (Quentin-we have your tape!), the Ridge in Vancouver, Missoula, Montana, the Corn Palace, the folks at the Dundee Theatre in Omaha, Tim and Shayna and everyone else at Zinema 2, Cedar Cultural Center (thanks again Ray) and the AV Club Twin Cities, Kate and Project Lodge in Madison, and Times Cinema in Milwaukee!! Booyah to you all!!!

SHOW US YOUR FREEDOM!

All of you Chicago juggalos and juggalettes best be klearing off your kalendars this weekend for some muthafuckin' majickkk! This Sunday the Brew Not Bombs crew will be blowing up the Portage Theater turning base metals into gold with all of your favorite bands, DJs and videos provided by the EIT! nation.

PSALTY!

*From the collection of Krazy Davey and Unkle Al!

3 MINUTE KILLER WORKOUT!

Featuring Ted Prior of Deadly Prey fame!



You can thank/blame Trygg for sending us this monstrosity.

2:20 MINUTE 2020 TEXAS GLADIATORS

This one goes out to our friends at the Alamo Drafthouse.

DOGVILLE BABYLON

A brief history of the behind-the-scenes scandals of the stars of Dogville comedy shorts. It wasn't just all fun and animal abuse.


Special thanks to Odd Obsession.

IN CASE YOU MISSED MIAMI CONNECTION...

I made this as a trailer, but it's really a 2 minute movie in itself. From the weirdos who brought you MIAMI CONNECTION we got LA STREETFIGHTERS aka NINJA TURF! Don't miss it!

FFBR RUNNER UPS #2!

Our man Johnathan did a fine job at the FFBR and here were some of his babies. A lot of the other contestants gave me their stuff on DVD, so with their permission and when I feel like ripping them, you will seeing more great stuff, I promise!

FFBR RUNNER UPS!

Here is just a taste of what went down at this year's Found Footage Battle Royale at The Cinefamily during the insanely funtertaining EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL!

Knocked out (unjustly) in the first round, we had The Clipinator aka Doug Karo! Check out his awesome stuff HERE.



The ladies really represented this year too and LA's own Laura W really perved up the place...

KILLIN' IT WITH PAUL CRIK

Our good friend, Paul Crik, has really been helping us with our recovery and we want to share the art of killin' it with others in need of help.









Check out PaulCrik.com and the rest of his videos on Youtube.
This is it. Fuck it. It is what it is.

2EVERYTHING2TOURDIARY 8&9!

Our brain-cleansing sponsor Paul Crik has allowed us a 5-minute break from our past life reikihypnohydrotherapy, so let's make this quick. The past 2 weeks have been fucking incredible.

The Friday before last we did a special surprise Albuquerque show where we played with the awesome bands A Church Is Not A Hospital, John Dieterich and Friends, and Fat Worm of Error, who were kind enough to provide musical accompaniment to our monster show! It was a match made in Hell:



Then we pointed the van due north to Denver, where we celebrated Keith's birthday with the Starz film center crew and Clayton, the Chosen Bearer of the Jerries! Hooray Denver!

Next we had a show at the world famous Loft cinema in Tuscon, where the magickal circle was finally completed and the portal to Hell opened!



Our task complete, we celebrated with a show in Tempe with the Midnite Movie Mamacita and a very interesting visit to the Unarian compound/ show at the Che Cafe in San Diego.

Then it was only a short ride up the cost to the big show, the Everything Is Festival at the Silent Movie Theater in LA!





Three coke parties and five pitch meetings later, it was on to San Francisco and four shows at the amazing Red Vic Theater:



Photo courtesy of David and Allison. Seriously San Francisco, if you aren't a Red Vic regular, you should be. They have a cat for Duane's sake.

Finally we returned our videos to their natural habitat with a show at Neighborhood Thrift/Cafe in Fresno:



And tonight we make our Portland Debut at 10 PM at the Hollywood Theater!

Well, back to the sensory deprivation chamber. We've got a lot of negative karma to work through. Until next time, Terriblites....

this is it. fuck it. it is what it is.