All of you Chicago juggalos and juggalettes best be klearing off your kalendars this weekend for some muthafuckin' majickkk! This Sunday the
Brew Not Bombs crew will be blowing up the Portage Theater turning base metals into gold with all of your favorite bands, DJs and videos provided by the EIT! nation.
Blast this infernal firewall. Anyone have a direct link?
ReplyDeleteSo I'm a mans kind of man but I really wish they would change it from "Show us your tits" to "PLEASE don't show us your tits".
ReplyDeleteragged tits that say don't tread on me
ReplyDeleteLuckily I'd already seen this clip at the show, but it could definitely use a NSFW headline
ReplyDelete2 breasts, 1 tooth
ReplyDeleteI grew up in the Midwest. The guy who lived next to me (his name...Guy) became a biker. At my mom's funeral, he rode up on a big chopper and told me to call him "Indian" from now on (he has blond hair and blue eyes). He told me to look him up and drew a little map to how to find him on my hand. I left town that day and never looked back. The road not taken. The tits...not seen.
ReplyDeleteLuke, no you're not.
ReplyDeleteI love that old Red (neck), White (trash) & Blue (vein)
ReplyDeleteThis is the most epic American thing ever. I would proudly wave those flags if I were a flag waver.
ReplyDeleteI found this more depressing and infuriating than funny. Still, thanks?
ReplyDeleteDon't tread on me.
ReplyDelete'Cuz I'm a grizzly bear who loves loves some droopy breasts.
Brilliant. Never have I seen such a vivid representation of what it means to be an American. Sagging boobs are free boobs, free from the oppressive and smooshing grip of bras. USA all the way!
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ReplyDeleteEh, this was really..... painful to watch. Just found it surprising that they weren't flying rebel flags.
ReplyDeleteUgh...all I can see now are stars, stripes, and areolas.
ReplyDeleteThem stretchin' areolas
ReplyDeleteLook like a map to town,
Them hot dog eatin' contests,
They make me glad my teeth are brown,
And if I show off my ol' lady,
I might pass her around,
I got the STD, don't tread on me...
Was that Hurley at 0:26?
ReplyDeleteWas that Hurley at 0:26?
ReplyDeleteWas this a Tea Party rally?
ReplyDeleteGod bless!
ReplyDeleteIs "flag" the new euphemism for breasts? And if so, could we then say that this video is filled with women letting their freak(ish) flags fly?
ReplyDeleteThese are the guys who invade the mall in Dawn of the Dead.
ReplyDeleteGlamorous. When you're sucked into a neo-Viking gang like the Hell's Angels, it's best to lazily flash your sagging mammary glands for a hit of smack than to resist and get gangbanged behind the port-a-johns.
ReplyDeleteI weep for my country :(
ReplyDeletewv: "chille" as in it's time for chille.
TITS or GTFO of AMERICA!!1!
ReplyDeletemore flapjacks in here than an I.H.O.P. seriously, i saw like one nice boob in this whole thing. i know that's not the point, but still...
God who hammered all these fried eggs to door nails? I couldn't kern my loaf to this if I tried.
ReplyDeleteI thought we lost bunker hill?
ReplyDelete@ John, your direct link to the video. Bless you.
ReplyDeletehttp://vimeo.com/15046461