Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
FOX NEWS LOVES EIT!
Thanks to an anonymous tipster, we learned that the conservative jokers over at Fox News' Red Eye are some of our biggest fans. They love us so much that they never credit us for making the beginning of their show more tolerable. So here's our way of saying thanks for the support:
Here are the links to the full videos: Facercise, Magic Star Traveler, Room Service, Pawn Shop, Mr. T's FlavorWave, Bear Hugs, Hunkercize, Death Drug, Chicks Dig Weirdos, Eliminators, Hawk Jones, Yo Zone, Short Fuse, Before & After, The Art of Meeting Men, Ohhhh Jay, A Man and his Motorcycle, Everybody's on Cocaine.
Here are the links to the full videos: Facercise, Magic Star Traveler, Room Service, Pawn Shop, Mr. T's FlavorWave, Bear Hugs, Hunkercize, Death Drug, Chicks Dig Weirdos, Eliminators, Hawk Jones, Yo Zone, Short Fuse, Before & After, The Art of Meeting Men, Ohhhh Jay, A Man and his Motorcycle, Everybody's on Cocaine.
Friday, March 27, 2009
BLAME 9/11 ON THE MACARENA
I'm not trying to be a dick, but I find it super gross that a percentage of men must find Charo hot. Otherwise she wouldn't have a career, right? According to Wikipedia, she was paid the same salaries Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra when performing in Vegas- which confuses me even more. I wanna say it's cause she has some sort of weird, grown-up sexuality to her, but then I throw up in my mouth a little and think of men who must have been turned on by this.
I also like that they used a Macarena knock-off track during the whole video. Nice job, team.
I also like that they used a Macarena knock-off track during the whole video. Nice job, team.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
KIDS, GET SOME MUSCLES ON DEM BONES
In the background of this video was a synth karaoke version of 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins playing really softly.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Friday, March 20, 2009
YOUR ALCOHOL IQ!
Actors are the smartest people this country has. That's why Anheuser-Busch got the best actors in the world together to help us become more responsible drinkers.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
THE TELLINGTON T-TOUCH
Cat Ladies:
You don't need to learn a bunch of fancy techniques for petting kitties. It might impress those bitches at the Cat Fancier's Association, but if you look deep into your heart, you already know. You like it, the kitties (sometimes) like it, just do it.
You don't need to learn a bunch of fancy techniques for petting kitties. It might impress those bitches at the Cat Fancier's Association, but if you look deep into your heart, you already know. You like it, the kitties (sometimes) like it, just do it.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
BIG SURPRISE...
...the WWF/WWE was/is run by racists and closeted homosexuals, and I thought it was just the fans.
WELL, HELLO FELLOW PILOTS!
Time to get full-on creeped by this crazy-eyed weirdo and his perm-headed wife!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
THE LAW OFFICES OF STING, STING, STING AND STING
I find this very, very funny.
In the past thirty minutes, legions (four) YouTube commenters are telling me they actually like this video, and not for the usual reasons. Am I the only one? Am I getting too old for this shit?
In the past thirty minutes, legions (four) YouTube commenters are telling me they actually like this video, and not for the usual reasons. Am I the only one? Am I getting too old for this shit?
Friday, March 13, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE
AM Northwest, the morning chat fest from Portland, loves to gab about Jesus sightings, so it's no surprise that they also love to talk about themselves talking about Jesus.
I think they might have missed the point. And I can't give away all my secrets but I'll reveal a hint as to how I got video of them: AM Northwest is a televised program.
So, local news shows, please continue to cover my Jesus video so I can make another video of you covering your own coverage. Thank you.
I think they might have missed the point. And I can't give away all my secrets but I'll reveal a hint as to how I got video of them: AM Northwest is a televised program.
So, local news shows, please continue to cover my Jesus video so I can make another video of you covering your own coverage. Thank you.
THIS ONE'S JUST FOR THE FELLAS...
Guys,
It's no secret: women love a creep.
Also, that's a young Susie Essman, in case you were wondering. Which I doubt you were.
It's no secret: women love a creep.
Also, that's a young Susie Essman, in case you were wondering. Which I doubt you were.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
STUD MUFFIN OR OUTER SPACE WARRIOR?
This is what happens when you send a totally hot n' totally shirtless alien hunk to Hollywood.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
Saturday, March 07, 2009
Friday, March 06, 2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
KUDDLY KITTENS!!!
Look, I know we here at EIT can be all 'Look at the jerk who raps about algebra!' - but I say enough is enough. Today I offer you all a VHS palette cleanser of the cutest kind...
This has already pissed off many people via YouTube in the 6 hours it's been posted.
This has already pissed off many people via YouTube in the 6 hours it's been posted.
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
Monday, March 02, 2009
FEMINISM BY WHIRLPOOL
Jesus Christ, Carol. Voting? What are you, some kind of invert?
Family means never saying anything unpleasant.
Be sure to visit the Prelinger Archives online for lots more mental hygiene goodness. It's in the public domain!
Family means never saying anything unpleasant.
Be sure to visit the Prelinger Archives online for lots more mental hygiene goodness. It's in the public domain!