Thursday, March 19, 2009

PEOPLE ARE LIKE TREES...

...in that we poop toxins out of our feet!


6 comments:

  1. These must be popular with Scientologists.

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  2. Yes, this is pure crap.

    Incidentally, this is no Japanese reflexological secret.

    In fact, the Chinese characters above KINOKI (木樹液) would be pronounced bokuju-eki or mokuju-eki (literally, tree-tree-liquid).

    "Kinoki" would mean, I guess, "tree of the tree?"

    Bad Japanese and a bad product.

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  3. Part of me fears this is real and we're all fools for ignoring the warning.

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  4. Those actually do absorb toxins...from the skin in your feet.

    Fortunately I have kidneys and a liver, and they remove the toxins from the living tissue in my body. Science!

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  5. I was skeptical until I saw those persuasive bar-graph stats, hard to argue with rigorous independent research like that.

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  6. Am I exposed to unavoidable toxins? Nope, I've avoided those.

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