Thursday, March 19, 2009

THE TELLINGTON T-TOUCH

Cat Ladies:
You don't need to learn a bunch of fancy techniques for petting kitties. It might impress those bitches at the Cat Fancier's Association, but if you look deep into your heart, you already know. You like it, the kitties (sometimes) like it, just do it.


7 comments:

  1. Either that's a feral cat, or it's been taken from an abusive situation.

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  2. that was actually disturbing, like a snuff cat torturing video... *strokes cat whilst rocking back and forth on his chair*

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  3. Crazy cat ladies really need a man. Oh forget it... they really need new clothes.

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  4. I can't figure out why that one woman is wearing a sweatshirt that appears to be 3 times too big for her. I guess so she can smuggle cats out of the animal shelter, since they stopped letting her adopt after finding out she lets some crazy bitch torture them.

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