AM Northwest, the morning chat fest from Portland, loves to gab about Jesus sightings, so it's no surprise that they also love to talk about themselves talking about Jesus.
I think they might have missed the point. And I can't give away all my secrets but I'll reveal a hint as to how I got video of them: AM Northwest is a televised program.
So, local news shows, please continue to cover my Jesus video so I can make another video of you covering your own coverage. Thank you.
the don't even realize its a video of people you plan to kill. silly news reporters.
ReplyDeleteWould it have killed them to mention EIT by name? That would have made this perfect clip even more perfecter.
ReplyDeleteI guess this means we will have to activate our full time northwest sleeper agent to start recording and monitoring their every move. People often don't realize just how deep our terrible network runs. When say "Everything is Terrible" because we are watching EVERYTHING.
ReplyDeleteThis was too perfect, comments included.
ReplyDeleteThey seem to be kept in some form of impregnable oblivion -- presumably involving cages and fish heads.
Holy shit this is amazing!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant montage EIT! You really capture how lathered up the media gets about these sitings, which is what has intrigued me about these stories over the last few years.
ReplyDeleteNo matter what you think of these visual manifestations, they matter because they say quite a bit about our world today.
www.madonnaofthetoast.blogspot.com
Sorry, I meant "sightings."
ReplyDeleteugh.... "someone sent us this website."
ReplyDeleteYou mean...youtube?
This show is one4 of the reasons I'm not late to work in the mornings. It's a thousand times more banal than the water-skiing chipmunk or whatever they use to end the evening news. also, homeboy thinks he's a stand-up comedian, and he is. A terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad excuse for a stand-up comedian.
ReplyDeleteIm going to start a band called "Spoonful of Jesus".
ReplyDeleteha! nice one.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to start a blog that posts (i) EIT's posts about Jesus sightings, (ii) references to those posts on other blogs, (iii) stories about the prolifersation of Jesus-sighting blogs, and, it goes w/o saying, (iv) references to my blog from other blogs. And each post will click through to a video of me reading the post on YouTube, but you won't see me, you'll see Jesus as He appears on some toast. And then you can Twitter it. So, look for it, k?
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