Friday, May 31, 2013

COMING SOON

While Commodore Gilgamesh and Wrong Man are killin' it with Comic Relief Zero. I've been hard at work on a new movie!  Details to come, but all I will say is that you will never have to worry about what to put on at a party ever again.

Monday, May 27, 2013

CAT MASSAGE: CREATOR'S CUT

It's Memorial Day, so let's do some reminiscing... here's a brand-new cut of the infamous Cat Massage tape, coming to you from Maryjean Ballner herself. How meta is that?

Saturday, May 25, 2013

HOLY WAVE

Palate cleansing non-religion video! Our buds Holy Wave from El Paso/Austin TX are killin' it right now and they'll be on our next feature!

For Memorial Day, We remember Dr. Dre

Okay Snoop Lion's the one we really remember the most from this video but that doesn't rhyme with "day"

Friday, May 24, 2013

BULLET CATCHER

Too bad there's not more western shoot-outs with Jesus in the Bible :/
Maybe when we all get to heaven God will give us the lost Gospel of Sergio Corbucci & instead of a book it'll be an Italian western on a beautiful, perfectly clean 70mm print

Thursday, May 23, 2013

THE MOST DEPRESSING VIDEO EVER!!!



Since the gang keeps voting down my theme week pitch for Yonder's Bummers Week, I decided to just use my video for Religion Week instead.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

2-MINUTE R.I.O.T.



God's Rappin' Captain isn't just a pilot, he's also an anti-gang vigilante!






KOLBY KIDZ!





Happy religion week everyone! Be sure to watch in HD 1080P! We made this video almost 3 years ago! Song by Al Scorch! Thanks to all the wonderful Kolby Kidz!

Friday, May 17, 2013

GANG LIFE TALES

Goosehill Gang life, that is. These kids make the Buttercream Gang look like the Latin Kings.

Congratulations, now you know how to become a successful novelist.

Stay tuned, next week is Religion Week here at EiT!

Thursday, May 16, 2013

THIS IS WHAT COMEDY LOOKS LIKE!



Chicago! Tonight! 8PM! Up Comedy Club! One night only sneak preview of our upcoming stand-up special and live show, Comic Relief Zero! BE THERE!

Wednesday, May 15, 2013

MASCOT MAGIC!

Become one with the dancing dollar bill.



Warm fuzzy hugs to Shiny Object for the tape!

Friday, May 10, 2013

DRIFTING CLASSROOM! DRIFTING SCHOOL!

Even the biggest fans of 'Hausu' have seen little of director Nobuhiko Obayashi's other works. Lucky for us Los Angelinos, we decided to send him here to present his marvelous films in the flesh!

Loooosely based on the manga by visionary Kazuo Umezu (“Cat Eyed Boy”), The Drifting Classroom’s “international high school” is populated by a ragtag team of Annie-esque English-speaking kids of all stripes. During an impromptu jam session of “Here Comes The Bride”(?!), a tornado hurls the entire school into an alternate dimension time-slip — and as the baffled students and faculty (led by ‘50s teen idol Troy Donahue) navigate through a desert wasteland, giant bugs tear through the children like twigs, a gripping madness immediately sets in with the children, and hell breaks loose at every turn! With an impossible Neverending Story-meets-Twilight Zone vibe, the fantastic and the bleak blend together beautifully with this baby; this one is so face-melting your head will be a panini by the time it’s over.  Never released on DVD — even in Japan!  GET TICKETS HERE!

VIDEO NIGHTS: The Drifting Classroom (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.

BONUS! The great JORDAN DOBBS ROSA found an early 00's made-for-tv version titled 'Drifting School' and made a 3 minute cut.  You go, girl!

Thursday, May 09, 2013

MCGRUFF VS GANGZ

MCGRUFF LAYS IT DOWN TO HARD TRAP BEAT BY CHIEF KEEF

Tuesday, May 07, 2013

HISPANIC STAR TREK!

Chicago! Buy your tickets now for the one night only sneak peek of our upcoming movie made entirely out of the world's worst stand-up, Comic Relief Zero! Up Comedy Club! May 16th! 8PM! I promise this guy will play a big part:

Oh boy.

Wednesday, May 01, 2013

RIGHT NOW AND EVERY SECOND



This incredible Nigerian anti-piracy PSA comes courtesy of EIT BFF Brian, proprietor of Odd Obsession Movies and owner of a kick-ass Ghanian movie poster collection. Thanks Brian!