Tuesday, May 07, 2013

HISPANIC STAR TREK!

Chicago! Buy your tickets now for the one night only sneak peek of our upcoming movie made entirely out of the world's worst stand-up, Comic Relief Zero! Up Comedy Club! May 16th! 8PM! I promise this guy will play a big part:

Oh boy.

20 comments:

  1. Are the Klingons also Hispanic, or does this guy have a separate Stepin Fetchit blackface routine for them?

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  2. The ending bit where he's supposed to be "falling" through space was a lot funnier than his jokes and actually made me laugh!

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  3. Wow, that audience is easily entertained.

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  4. The worst thing about racist jokes (aside from the fact that they're racist) is that they're just the same five or six lines told different ways. Mexicans... ILLEGAL, amirite? Star Trek mexicans... ILLEGAL, amirite? Raiders of the Lost Ark MEXICAN REMIX... ILLEGAL, amirite? It's even lazier comedy material than airline food humor.

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  5. Because every Hispanic person is Cheech.

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  6. Mexican Star Search would have been way funnier...whos with me?

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  7. @anonymous may 7, 2013 11:39 pm
    Look, just because we made fun of your mullet and failed stand up routine there is no need to be bitter about it.

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  8. That was a good goof!

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  9. @Anonymous - If a black guy with a mullet made jokes this terrible, I'm syre they'd host it.

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  10. as a Mexican, I approve of the "lowered Starship" joke. And the mullets. And anon's "PC jokes" comments.

    keep it real esses

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  11. @AnonTroll - you're free to be as cruel and hateful as you want, but when we make fun of you for your stupidity, that's PC gone mad?

    Don't you just wish it was the 80s again, when racists with bad hair had it a little easier?

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  12. lol, 3:40 anon, your panties are REALLY twisted up, eh? Maybe you should just fuckin' relax, bro...if anyone sounds self-righteous, it's YOU! Go take a pill, drink some beer and burn a cross or two and you'll feel better, 'kay? If you don't like what EIT posts (here it comes) don't look at it. I'm sure THAT will teach them a lesson!

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  13. Did you just call me "bro"? Yeah, I'm going to listen to anything coming from a guy who wears his hat to the side and likes to eat "extreme" chips.

    Getting your clock cleaned with logic isn't fun, so I understand why you had to fold and call me a a racist again. Once your social circles revolve around more family and reality and less about Xbox, you'll probably be better prepared to debate next time.

    I know you didn't read what I wrote, but I already debunked your little racism theory. But since it's all you have - knock yourself out.

    Projecting racism is usually the sign of a racist. You would do well to take a good look at yourself and find out what makes you so intolerant of others who look different than you.

    Good luck, and I hope that you get whatever new video game you have your heart set on. It's apparently all you have.

    "Bro". Really?

    Pathetic.

    Haha!

    And by the way, since you are terrible at debating and...well probably talking in general, I'm letting this be my last post here. I've already wasted enough time on your lack of compassion towards your fellow man.

    Or in your case, fellow Red Bull drinkers.


    "Bro". I can't get over that. Hehehehe

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  14. He also said "'kay", so you shouldn't be so hard on him. I say that because he's probably a girl. LOL

    I like how he told you to relax but calls you a racist. You're right. He's not worth your time.

    Don't agree with someone? Racist! LOL It's funny that people still use that when they lose.

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  15. Wherever no one is asking for their opinion, Anonymous will be there. Wherever there is a straw man argument to be made, Anonymous will be there. Wherever a political discourse can be started on a Blogger comment thread, Anonymous will be there.

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  16. Jeez, I HATE that Anonymous guy. I hate his Anonymous friend, too.

    And don't even get me started about Anonymous!

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  17. I didn't bother reading any of the Anonymous guy's rant, but I am very certain that it is the most passionate anyone has ever gotten over this mullet with a body.

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  18. holy fuck. actual question for you eit folk- what is this guy's name? he looks super familiar for some reason.

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  19. The first thing this clip brought to my mind was the coked-up white crowd laughing uproariously at Octavio the clown in Scarface.

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