Friday, May 24, 2013

BULLET CATCHER

Too bad there's not more western shoot-outs with Jesus in the Bible :/
Maybe when we all get to heaven God will give us the lost Gospel of Sergio Corbucci & instead of a book it'll be an Italian western on a beautiful, perfectly clean 70mm print

14 comments:

  1. Better to reign in Hell than to serve in Heaven.

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  2. I want to follow some kind of wimp... Tough guys are scary and rude.

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  3. Hmmm, I thought that blonde guy with a mullet looked familiar:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yi0_8AcOoQI

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  4. So, so many questions. Gorbachev with a Chinese accent? Roy Orbison as a judge for future Hollywood talent? A tough-guy Jesus in a wanna-be Sergio Leone film?

    Was this taken from the same production? What is this? Why is this?

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    1. All of this is from the same VHS from the Fire By Nite series, called "Fire By Nite - Jesus, Tougher Than Nails". It's from 1989 & featured prominent pop Christian artist Michael W. Smith.

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  5. That Asian fellow in the darker suit had the exact same expression I had while watching this.

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  6. Isn't one of the major assumptions of Christianity that Jesus wasn't tougher than nails?

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  7. ^baahaha!! best comment!

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  8. I'm uncomfortable with God telling other people my medical problems.

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  9. Kind loving tolerant Jesus is lie! Jesus could have benchpressed Pontius Pilate any time he wanted brother!

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  10. I'll repent if I get to be dunked underwater nude by the stud at 2:06.

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  11. This shit is so real, and was so serious. I grew up in Christian churches and this kind of amazingly horrible shit was played to youth study groups on the regular.

    \m/ 666 \m/

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  12. there are a lot of people with cancer whom Jesus hasn't bothered curing yet....

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