Friday, July 29, 2011

LONELY OLD MAN

From the independently made half-feature length kids' fantasy movie, Boyd's Shadow.

OFFICIAL JERRY COUNT!

The numbers are finally in! 1,507! Jerrys! Holy shit! Thanks to everyone who has donated! We've done some great work here, but we've got a long way to go. Think of all those Jerrys out there... waiting, wishing, dreaming. One day, they will all be reunited! They must! I have a dream! And so does Georgia The Cat! Keep 'em koming!



Send them Jerrys to:

Everything Is Terrible!
PO BOX 50825
Los Angeles, CA 90042

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

THE EINSTEIN OF CATS

Genius. Advice columnist. Kitty cat.


Praise the kitty!

Monday, July 25, 2011

3 MINUTE HEAVY METAL SUMMER

Canadian teenagers team up with a bunch of Heavy Metalers (and a guy in a bear suit) to fight for the good of Weewankah State Park against a corrupt businessman who wants to turn it into a pesticide factory. Featuring a surprise cameo by Ted Nugent (AKA "The Nuge")

Friday, July 22, 2011

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 3

16 entered. 1 left. Her name is Zena Grey and she DESTROYED at this year's Battle Royale. Please enjoy these incredible clips and try and take her on next year. IF YOU DARE.



Thursday, July 21, 2011

Wednesday, July 20, 2011

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

MOMMYBABIES GOTTA STAY FIT 2!

SFW!


Oh yeah! I posted this video in May of 2008 too! So, if you'd like to watch a more boring version of the same footage, watch this!


And if that still isn't boring enuff fer ya, then you can buy the tape and watch all 30 minutes of boring! Isn't the internet neat?!

Monday, July 18, 2011

3 MINUTE SUMMER JOB

Be careful taking a summer job at this tropical Florida resort, somebody could get hurt having this much fun! "Summer Job" features an enjoyable 80's soundtrack with an original score and surprise cameo by OrKestra (Kelly Groucutt & Mik Kaminski from E.L.O.)

Sunday, July 17, 2011

DOC'S TEEN TALK



Courtesy of the Operator Overload Collection. You can see more at his blog or Utoob page.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 2

A crowd fav at the Battle Royale! From someone named 'Son Of Ghoul Skool' (no relation). In fact, my sources say it's your friend J Dobbs from this video. What a cool dude!

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

THE ART OF THE SUPERCUT

This one was made by the great Brett Berg over at the Cinefamily to explain what exactly a supercut is. ENJOY!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

BATTLE ROYALE FAVS! PART 1

This year's Found Footage Battle Royale at EIF! was totally bonkers, and so for the rest of the week we are going to post some our favs from our contestants. Ladies and gentlemen, may we introduce Blue Panda!

Monday, July 11, 2011

THE MOUSEKETEERS ESCAPE TO SPLASH MOUNTAIN

Hello! For my first post as a guest blogger I would love to present "The Mouseketeers Escape to Splash Mountain." 30 Live action Disney TV Specials from the 70's/80's in 30 minutes. All the material was taped off of television and features a ridiculous cavalcade of celebrities, enjoy!

part 1:


part 2:

Friday, July 08, 2011

EIT: THE UNTOLD STORY

Learn the truth behind The Truth! (And like all shocking exposes, it is briefly NSFMW.)

Thursday, July 07, 2011

Tuesday, July 05, 2011

AMERICA!!!

I meant for this post to go up yesterday but I went and got drunk at a movie theater again. HAPPY AMERICA!!!

Friday, July 01, 2011

GLEAMING THE FESTIVAL!

The generous people at Stickam are livestreaming our ENTIRE FESTIVAL!!!

Watch it here now. TELL EVERYONE.

COVENANT CEREMONY

One Heart
One Flesh


Also check out this sweet music video by regular guest-poster Paul Kersey Jr made for a song by our friend the Potholder:
(NSFW)