Monday, July 25, 2011

3 MINUTE HEAVY METAL SUMMER

Canadian teenagers team up with a bunch of Heavy Metalers (and a guy in a bear suit) to fight for the good of Weewankah State Park against a corrupt businessman who wants to turn it into a pesticide factory. Featuring a surprise cameo by Ted Nugent (AKA "The Nuge")

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17 comments:

  1. PhineasJuly 25, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    It's strange seeing Ted Nugent in a movie that takes a decidedly anti-business stance. Just wait 'til his pals at Fox News see this!

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  2. RavenhallowJuly 25, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Honestly, I'm amazed the Nuge didn't sneak up on the bear-suited babe and bag her with a compound bow.

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  3. MicahJuly 25, 2011 at 1:04 PM

    Is that Lisa from Freddy's Revenge? Is she exclusively attracted to stonewashed homosexuals?

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  4. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    I think that last line qualifies this for a "furries" tag.

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  5. Mad Flows GrishnackhJuly 25, 2011 at 7:58 PM

    Heavy Metal Madness!

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  6. joshcon80July 25, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    @blurboy- It totally IS Lisa from Nightmare 2. She's in all the great movies.

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  7. derekJuly 25, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    FKN METAL

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  8. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 9:33 PM

    Ted Nugent was there to kill all the liberal environmentalists that were trying to stop toxic waste from being dumped in the park.

    Anything for fiscal responsibility.

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  9. Oslo, NorwayJuly 25, 2011 at 9:35 PM

    I couldn't even watch the whole thing. It was terribly goddamn awful!

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  10. AnonymousJuly 25, 2011 at 11:50 PM

    It's like Ernest Goes to Camp meets Twisted Sister...

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  11. nateJuly 26, 2011 at 12:52 AM

    everyone's always hatin' on the pesticide factory...

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  12. AnonymousJuly 28, 2011 at 2:42 PM

    !!!!

    oh my goodness is that the secretary from Twin Peaks??? the one Andy is in love with? i forget her character's name.
    i think it must be.
    anyone?

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  13. theneedledropJuly 28, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    I came.

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  14. TrishJuly 29, 2011 at 8:39 AM

    That background music is almost as metal as that one "Kids Incorporated" clip from a while back.

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  15. Turkey VultureJuly 30, 2011 at 11:35 PM

    Your summer isn't truly heavy metal until the Huge Nuge shows up.

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  16. commandercoolAugust 3, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    I want this remade, but with cross-dressing Scandinavian heavy metallers instead of effeminate eighties heavy metallers. The rest of the movie can stay EXACTLY as is.

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  17. Fart FaceAugust 12, 2011 at 5:24 PM

    I watch a ton of bad 80's movies. This looks like a heavy weight champion. Whenever you have punk rockers, "heavy metalers," or the club scenesters your off to a good start.

    Add to that a guy in bear costume doing motorcycle stunts and we have a classic.

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