EIT, crazy request: in your next DVD menu, can the part where he says "speed--women--fannypack" be one of your repeating backgrounds? I'm just saying, i could fall asleep to that at night i like it so much.
The make shift rubber band gun holster seems highly suspect. What happens when the elastic wears out in the bands and the gun falls out of the sleeve and accidentally goes off and kills the cat? Wouldn't it be better to velcro it to your arm?
This video thoroughly disturbed me. And I never associated "fannypack" with "gun holster"...more like "tacky tourist", or "oh dear god, why are my husband and in-laws wearing those?"
The "Mexican carry" is the preferred style of famed NLF star Plaxico Burress, particularly effective when wearing sweatpants.
ReplyDeleteFinally, an introduction to gunkata
ReplyDeleteThis guy is a Tim Allen in a Bob Villa world.
ReplyDeleteBob Munden can draw/fire/hit/holster in .2 seconds.
So that's why fanny-packs were so popular. I'll be forever suspicious of their wearers, now.
ReplyDeleteDid somebody say "gunkata"?!
ReplyDeleteServo says tankee!
leve it to North America to wear a FANNY(!!!!!) pack in the front.
ReplyDelete...Seriously, everyone else wheres these behind them (fanny).
Those would be kangaroo packs.
ps: how many guns am I concealing? none.
John Bianchi is concealing 31 handguns about his person and is about to shoot his dick off with the 32nd.
ReplyDeleteI bet they walk like robots with that many guns taped to them. Maybe they are wearing guns as body armour.
ReplyDelete@Nate, oh no, fannies are definitely in the front in Britain (barring any majorly disfiguring anatomical abnormalities).
ReplyDeleteI liked him better as the mechanic in Wings.
ReplyDeleteEIT, crazy request: in your next DVD menu, can the part where he says "speed--women--fannypack" be one of your repeating backgrounds? I'm just saying, i could fall asleep to that at night i like it so much.
ReplyDeleteThe make shift rubber band gun holster seems highly suspect. What happens when the elastic wears out in the bands and the gun falls out of the sleeve and accidentally goes off and kills the cat? Wouldn't it be better to velcro it to your arm?
ReplyDeleteThis guy is strangely engaging. Fannypack? I'll take two!
ReplyDeleteHow many times has this guy accidentally shot himself?
ReplyDeleteNothing like a racially-sensitive gun maniac.
ReplyDeleteThis video thoroughly disturbed me. And I never associated "fannypack" with "gun holster"...more like "tacky tourist", or "oh dear god, why are my husband and in-laws wearing those?"
ReplyDeleteSomewhat phonetically appropriate captcha: "pherpe".
This video is excellent. I have so many guns to conceal and like, no places to put them at all.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes, the three "a's" Speed, Women, and Fanny Pack. I think I'm ready to go shoot some things.
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