Friday, January 21, 2011

WAR 4 KIDZ SONG!

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33 comments:

  1. FITZSIMMONSJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:14 AM

    This is just American right wing conservatives subjecting children to violent battle experiences via film to train them for the wars with China, Iran, North Korea, Pakistan, and anyone else who isn't American.

    This truly is terrible!

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  2. IgwellJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:46 AM

    It's not going to work. Kids love the Hamburglar.

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  3. MarkJanuary 21, 2011 at 3:40 AM

    Ugh, I knew the Nightmare remake would be terrible.`

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  4. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 5:52 AM

    Crap...there's already been a Hamburglar AND a Nightmare on Elm Street reference! So...I got nothing...


    The horror...the horror...

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    Wow, I just had flashbacks to that as a kid. I knew something was wrong........even then. It's all just so strange now.

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  6. UnknownJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:22 AM

    We love our war songs but Burl Ives did it better with Goober Peas.

    Peas, peas, peas, peas eatin' goober peas! The Georgia militia, eatin' goober peas!

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:13 AM

    This video brought to you by Chick-Fil-A...fast food from God fearing Christians...not satanic worshiping characters from McDonald's.

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  8. RavenhallowJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    I was going to write something witty, but this horrible song is now so firmly lodged in my wee brain that I am powerless to summon any more words.

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  9. MikeJanuary 21, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    I always wondered what Philip K Dick's acid trip was ACTUALLY like. The Empire never ended... #nudoknowthat

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    I forgot all about this song until I saw this video...first heard it at a summer Bible camp put on at my school when I was a 3rd grader. terrible then, terrible now.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:48 PM

    I feel like this should be required viewing at the White House of the Confederacy.

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 1:56 PM

    Can I register as a conscientious objector to the lord's army?

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Wait. He becomes a Roman soldier? Didn't they kill Jesus? Oh, never mind, that was the Interplanetary Confederationists.

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  14. JonathanJanuary 21, 2011 at 6:59 PM

    They've been keeping his memory half-undead but disconnected from reality for centuries now. Kinda like in that one movie, I think it was Misery...

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  15. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    Ah, I see...they're depicting the epic struggle of the Roman Empire against the hordes of McDonaldland.

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  16. MelanieJanuary 21, 2011 at 9:38 PM

    my roommate says she had to sing this song when she was in lutheran school. awky

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 21, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    Christian Romans.


    Wait.

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  18. Napalm DragonJanuary 22, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    Besides the creepy crusades reference... Is it just me, or is there something deeply ironic about being a "Roman Soldier" then "The Lords Army".

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  19. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    He's in the Lord's army

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  20. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:55 AM

    If I'm not mistaken, this is from a Saturday morning Christian program called Gospel Bill. Utter crap.

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  21. UnknownJanuary 23, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    This is exactly how I imagined it would be like to be in a real battle.

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  22. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:07 PM

    Why is it that he reminded me of Gomer Pyle from Full Metal Jacket?

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 23, 2011 at 5:54 PM

    That Roman soldier get up really does it for me.

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  24. Clive GulchJanuary 23, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    Big Brother would never lie, Oceania has always been at war with the Hamburglar!

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  25. AnonymousJanuary 30, 2011 at 6:26 PM

    you gotta give them credit for their explosions!

    more importantly though... i'd hit that.

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  26. PuddingJanuary 31, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    So who DOES shoot teh Lord's artillery? ...Thor?

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  27. UnknownFebruary 2, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    This song was extremely popular in my (fairly liberal Methodist) Sunday school when I was a kid. It's probably fallen out of favor since then though....

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  28. leifFebruary 3, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    I also sang this and we had gestures that usually accelerated into little boy wrestling and therefore extra-long "quiet times".

    not sure why he hates Hosni Mubarak so much... just prescience?

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  29. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    don't put it on!!

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  30. EmFebruary 15, 2011 at 5:42 PM

    Ugh. I used to have to watch Gospel Bill as a kid. Re-watching it now makes me vomit a little in the back of my throat.

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  31. AnonymousFebruary 24, 2011 at 5:34 AM

    *the Bible turns into a sword*

    wow, that's some pretty great unintentional satire

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  32. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2011 at 11:18 PM

    I had forgotten about this song until I clicked on this link. I flashed back to Church camp as a child. *shudders

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  33. AnonymousMarch 8, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    Oh. God.

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