listen up. There is going to be a dance party this Sunday in Chicagee and it is going to be pretty fucking whack. But wait you say - doesn't whack mean bad!?!? We took back the Terrible and now we are taking back the Whack. And it is all going to be free! The djs from Odd Obsession Movies will be playing all the whackest soul, dancehall, and downright dirty grooves while The Commodore, The Intern, and Y.V. lay down the whackest video tracks from the EIT! vaults. It is going to be a hootenany folks - so put on your dancin' shoes and pop in your favorite dance instructional - cuz you're gonna' need the practice. Beauty Bar. Chicago, Illinois. 9pm. Dance! Booya!
I'm confused...
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell was that?
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious. Not sure why you guys didn't get the parallel between the square dancing and the plane refueling.
ReplyDeleteChi-town always gettin' the dope azz EIT parties..
ReplyDeleteNow thatz whack!
Have fun kids
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I feel like I just had sex with a bomber while children clapped and didn't forget their happy smiles.
ReplyDeleteI found this disturbingly erotic.
ReplyDeletefor what it's worth, I remember having to do the Virginia Reel as a child in school. "Honor Your Partner!" just brought back so many memories....
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