Monday, January 24, 2011

JOBS? ON MY INTERNET?

It's true! Even if you are a magazine cut-out, a Little Person, or trapped inside a TV, there's a job for you on the internet!

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25 comments:

  1. WilliamJanuary 25, 2011 at 12:46 AM

    what?
    I'm lost. Search engines? I"m gonna have to take some notes for this.

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  2. derekJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    it's more likely than you think.

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  3. FITZSIMMONSJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:36 AM

    I love old tech videos like this :D thanks EIT!

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  4. VoeJanuary 25, 2011 at 3:57 AM

    So the black guy has no clue how the internet works and the white guy is just looking up info on investing and banjos left and right? This video is racist beyond words.

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  5. Tuck Fhe W-2January 25, 2011 at 5:08 AM

    It's all about the 1099 and having your own company. Slave wages are a joke!

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  6. UnknownJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:59 AM

    Rachel Maddows first job!

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:23 AM

    Why would a 12 year old boy with half a mullet look for a job on the internet?

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 8:53 AM

    I think the black guy in the TV was about ready to slap the shit out of that computer nerd.

    "I just need a job, muthafucka!"

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  9. RavenhallowJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    I want to see more of this one! I do love the "what's an email?" and horrible "surfing" comments in these older tech videos. Makes you realize how much things have changed in how short a time.. and y'know, they're hilariously awkward.

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  10. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Just go to Yahoo.com and search "jobs". That sounds like a useful, targeted search.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    You must be more specific with your search, like "blowjob, rimjob, handjob, or child care job"

    ...or perhaps become a member of the clergy and get them all?

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  12. M.E.January 25, 2011 at 1:59 PM

    Agreed with Ravenhallow, when will the horrible "surfing" puns end? They just get worse and worse.

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 25, 2011 at 7:04 PM

    1. Anyone else catch the N'Sync in there?

    2. They couldn't pay an out of work construction worker to do this?

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    The only career I'm interested in now is becoming a paper cut-out lady.

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  15. blahJanuary 26, 2011 at 11:19 PM

    That teenage girl got pube bangs and all! WTF?!

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  16. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 10:08 AM

    I recognize that girl, I think she grew up and became an actress. And that black guy reminds me of "Ryan" from the new version of V. Any ideas about those two?

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2011 at 6:33 PM

    That paper lady's on the cover of Time magazine; I don't think she needs a crappy internet job.

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  18. Merril Lynch Stock BrokerJanuary 28, 2011 at 2:54 AM

    Jobs? Hourly Wages? Meh. I'd rather execute a call option and buy a whole round lot (yes a WHOLE ROUND LOT) of MiTel Networks Closed-End Investment IPO than work for a boss ever again. Yes, I'd end up having realized losses because of the poor structuring of their company and probably won't be able to get any dividend income or capital gains taxes to pay, but it's way better than kissing some bosses ass just to get a pay raise. Or maybe I'll just stick with American Depository Receipts. Companies in Switzerland perhaps?

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  19. zachJanuary 29, 2011 at 9:49 PM

    The girl is Tania Raymonde, better known as Alex Rousseau from LOST. Other than that, such a gem of a video.

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  20. PuddingJanuary 31, 2011 at 1:31 AM

    I think the message to be taken away from this is that gay actors are clueless about technology. I could be wrong, I was busy taking notes.

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  21. AnonymousFebruary 14, 2012 at 11:03 AM

    I was just caught watching this video at work, and I got fired.

    Oh well, I guess I'll YAHOO! 'Jobs' and find another job in no time.

    Thank you internet, and thank you EiT for getting me fired!

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  22. UnknownMay 20, 2012 at 9:03 PM

    I keep expecting the playskool construction worker to say "Gay Luigi?"

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  25. AnonymousApril 28, 2016 at 6:21 PM

    The girl in the video is my wife, no joke, and she is NOT Tania Raymonde.

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