Tuesday, August 24, 2010

THIS MOVIE WILL KICK YOUR TEETH IN

People, PEOPLE! Listen up.

Zack Carlson and the famous ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE are giving us a fucking gift this Saturday specifically for the one and only EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL!!! You simply cannot watch this trailer and not compulsively buy a ticket to Los Angeles. There's just no other option. Seriously, 99 times out of a hundred we make those 2 Minute Movies because watching them in their entirety is like having your eyes gouged out by a trance DJ, mid set. Not this one, though. From the first frame to the glorious last this thing sums up everything that is Everything Is Terrible! It's simply a one-of-a-kind gem-bone.

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14 comments:

  1. AnonymousAugust 24, 2010 at 5:43 AM

    oh my God, that is the dorkiest black I have EVER seen

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  2. AnonymousAugust 24, 2010 at 5:43 AM

    whoops, I meant to say "black guy", now I look racist

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  3. UnknownAugust 24, 2010 at 7:52 AM

    If you enjoyed this title our database also recommends: Ichi the Killer

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  4. DigeridudeAugust 24, 2010 at 11:18 AM

    OMIGAD omigad omigad omigad...

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  5. AnonymousAugust 24, 2010 at 9:35 PM

    Her friend from school is H.P. Lovecraft?

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  6. negrofrankensteinAugust 24, 2010 at 10:16 PM

    Maybe I'm doin something wrong, but I can't find this movie on the Alamo calendar, and when I called the Drafthouse they had no idea what I was talking about! What's going on?

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  7. Defenestrator III: On Broken GlassAugust 24, 2010 at 10:25 PM

    @negrofrankenstein
    This movie is playing Saturday at the Silent Movie Theatre, presented by the Alamo.

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  8. RavenhallowAugust 24, 2010 at 10:59 PM

    PIZZA!
    Damn that's some awesome awful awkward.

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  9. AnonymousAugust 25, 2010 at 12:00 PM

    BILLY MAYS HERE!

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  10. The ManchenesAugust 26, 2010 at 3:27 PM

    Just because everyone deserves to see this gem, you can apparently order it directly from Y.K. Kim's web site for $29.95. There are several inspirational DVDs made by Kim that are WAY more expensive, but when you have a film that offers "mind-blowing life advice" (and "neck gore"), I'm not sure how much more inspirational you can get. OmiGOD OmiGOD OmiGOD OmiGOD...

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  11. AnonymousAugust 31, 2010 at 9:46 PM

    ---> http://www.ykkim.com/

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2010 at 5:08 AM

    Wow you can see the boom mic at the beginning when Asshole McBeardy face punches that gangly long faced nerd. They're acting makes Uwe Boll movies look like Scorses films.

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  13. NeekomaxSeptember 29, 2010 at 9:19 AM

    1:36 - Kid Rock is showing some serious improv taunting skillz.

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  14. GnomebittenMay 16, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    Man, I can't find this movie anywhere. Really is a rare gem innit?

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