Monday, August 23, 2010

SURE, WHY NOT AN EGG RAP?

Motherfuckers act like they forgot about eggs.

26 comments:

  1. good God, was awful rapping already a fad for white people in the 80's? I thought that didn't start until at least 1989

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  2. I love the androgynous child in this video.

    EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS EGGS

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  3. Eggs still got no love for the police, that's right, no eggs for that bacon.

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  4. I think this is the commercial David Cross was talking about in "The Pride is Back". No granny punch though = (

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  5. That kid was later found dead due to an overdose of salmonella.

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  6. Eggs, eggs, between my legs!

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  7. Keamy makes good eggs...

    no one can ever beat Keamy.

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  8. "Eggcellent" voice-over.

    That kid is one mean.....

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  9. I don't know what's more unsettling - the implication that that kid could produce more than one voice at once or that his teeth appear to be made of solid steel.

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  10. Get me, I'm a rapper!

    My name is Egg and I'm here to say,
    I gets laid by the chickens most every day.
    I gotta shell and I gotta yoke,
    Eggs are super, that ain't a joke!

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  11. A friend once asked me, "If I make a chicken omelette, am I killing two generations of chicken?"

    On that note, how many chickens were aborted in the making of this video?

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  12. Fun fact: Eggs are unfertilized. They were never going to be chickens!

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  13. Why did someone else have to push the cake icing into his mouth. It had a pedo vibe or just felt weird.

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  14. But.. but.. I often cook without eggs! What have I been doing wrong all these years?!

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  15. @Kyle

    My wife makes rice bowls out of chicken and eggs, called oyakodon (parent-and-child donburi). Always thought the name was kind of morbid.

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  16. You can totally tell the kid is lip synching. I wouldnt have
    (p)egged that for his voice, though.

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  17. Some bride's going to be really pissed that he ruined her cake.

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  18. At the risk of being mercilessly mocked: it's actually quite easy to cook without eggs. It's called vegan food, and it's fuckin' delicious.


    Also, that child is terrifying.

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  19. @Colleen: Take it elsewhere, hippy!

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  20. Muthafuckas act like we ain't BEEN coppin these eggs.

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  21. I have a sneaking suspicion that the kid was lipsynching.

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  22. Yes, eggs are unfertilized. They're more like chicken periods than chicken abortions. Avian menstruation.

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  23. eggs make your voice sound more mature

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  24. I just cooked without eggs and now I feel like a dipshit.

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  25. Did anyone catch the N-word in this??

    0:33 - "They're tricky-ass niggers"

    Eggs are also apparently racist.

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