Wednesday, January 06, 2010

GOD IS A DICKHOLE

The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh away your water, medicine, and fake nails....

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  1. GOD IS THE SUPER CUMPUTER

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  2. How did that MILF end up with that total schlub? Drop that zero, honey! I'll show you how to talk to Robo-God!

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  3. Looks as though God has a commercial tie-in with Doritos.

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  5. DoubleNegativesAreBadJanuary 6, 2010 at 2:11 PM

    much like your grammar, bluestockings

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  6. God thing Michael Cera found better gigs after this.

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  7. jason biggs was still annoying even before he was humping pies

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  8. I'm going to assume that this video makes sense in context.

    (I apologize for any previous grammatical errors.)

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  9. God is the voice from Total commercials! It all makes sense now.

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  10. This would have been with Dana Plato as the daughter

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  11. I don't usually take the time to say this...

    but what in the HELL is going on here.

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  12. Yeah, knowing the story behind this one...it's not quite as lame as the few, heavily-edited scenes make it seem. It's a (POINTLESS) sciency-educational video about chemistry awareness. The voice-over is not The Big G, but a weakly godlike entity (I love using SF jargon :D) called the Ocean of Absolute Knowledge or something like that.

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  13. Loved that "viola" at the end.

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  14. Sorry kid, God doesn't respond to threats

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  15. So, God knows all except the difference between "viola" and "voila".

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  16. I died laughing when he read the script and said "viola"

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  17. Who brings that much crap to the beach?

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  18. VIOLA!

    (in spanish it means rape)

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  19. Oh Casey Kasem... You don't know how to read.

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