"Masturbate for the lord, smoke crystal meth for the lord, beat your wife for the lord, embezzle money for the lord, rape children for the lord... You do everything for the lord!"
...am sure that Colby loves the Lord (if he, as a computer/Barney has any concept of that)but I bet he's gonna get pissed when he sees how the SkateLords fucked up the wax job on his floor!
From Andre Walton's (the shouting pro-skateboarder in the video) website: "In the late 80's I had my own skate company Arise Skates, a Christian skate company with scripture deck graphics."F -__-
"Colby, my computer! Allow me to waste your time with my lame skate tricks."
ReplyDelete"Lame? But you can walk!"
I love a cool video with tons of hot B.J.s.
ahh the glory days of "freestyle" skateboarding...
ReplyDelete.....and "doin' it" for the Lord.
"Masturbate for the lord, smoke crystal meth for the lord, beat your wife for the lord, embezzle money for the lord, rape children for the lord... You do everything for the lord!"
ReplyDeleteit is cool that chris rock raps in this video.
ReplyDeleteThat backwards baseball cap can't hide his luxuriant mullet.
ReplyDeleteJamie: "Hey BJ, how's it goin'?"
ReplyDeleteBJ (sarcastically): "Just great, Jamie. This is the best day of my life."
I guess BJ's feeling a little sore because Colby pretty much told him that his new skateboard sucks.
Sucks for the Lord.
...am sure that Colby loves the Lord (if he, as a computer/Barney has any concept of that)but I bet he's gonna get pissed when he sees how the SkateLords fucked up the wax job on his floor!
ReplyDeleteThe rapping kid on the conveyor belt is the best part.
ReplyDeleteWHERE'S NICK?!
ReplyDeleteWhere's Flip and Flop!?
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I love or hate the sitcom effects.
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean Duane?
ReplyDeleteThanks, Heather - i was beginning to worry that i was the only one who noticed that at least two of those kids looked strikingly like duane...
ReplyDeleteDuane is not so much rapping as shouting rhythmically.
ReplyDeleteI mean, the rapping kid, not Duane. Sorry, too many EIT videos = eyeburn.
ReplyDeleteCan't I look cool for the lord?
ReplyDeleteFrom Andre Walton's (the shouting pro-skateboarder in the video) website:
ReplyDelete"In the late 80's I had my own skate company Arise Skates, a Christian skate company with scripture deck graphics."F
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most inappropriate use of a rickenbacker bass ever.
ReplyDeletefreestylin for the lord.
ReplyDeleteOMG! No wonder I could never learn to skateboard as a lil Jewish kid...I didn't have Jesus.
ReplyDeleteI too aspire to be pulled across the counter at a diner on a sheet of construction paper.
ReplyDeletei actually saw this recently on some christian channel on tv. apparently colby is still going strong.
ReplyDeleteDid Colby say "I'm pleasure"?
ReplyDeleteI'm glad someone finally posted Colby... I was afraid I'd never get around to it. The LPs are terrible too.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm gonna make that "Hello, this is Colby" and the sax lick that comes right after into a ringtone.
ReplyDeleteThat funky bassline! It's straight outta Toejam and Earl.
ReplyDelete"I'm the way that I am
ReplyDeleteThat's what I say
Its cool to be me
cause God made me that way"
... you know, unless you're gay.
Hahahaha! I'M RUNNNG YOUR WOOD THROUGH MY DATABASE.
ReplyDelete"Hello? This is Colby!" ♫ Jazz Riff ♫
ReplyDelete"Uh, okay Colby. What's with that jazz riff?"
was anyone else thrown off by how high that kid on the far right could jump at the end of the theme song?
ReplyDeleteAh, skateboarding. The hallmark of every desperate attempt to be relevant to young people.
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