Monday, August 17, 2009

AIRBRUSHING FOR FUN AND PROFIT

Ok, America, let's rent that kiosk in the mall we've always dreamed about and start selling airbrushed beer cozies to the Chinese. Economic crisis SOLVED.

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19 comments:

  1. DaisyAugust 17, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Aw no permissions ._.

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  2. Future SchlockAugust 17, 2009 at 9:56 AM

    The video has been changed from private to public and should work.

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  3. therandomizerAugust 17, 2009 at 11:28 AM

    If you feel that your artwork isn't that great there is one solution: Starbursts! Starbursts! Starbursts!

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  4. maraheAugust 17, 2009 at 12:05 PM

    whenever i think about my keychain, i think "gosh, i wish this was much, much bigger, and featured more highlighting in the lettering..."

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  5. UnknownAugust 17, 2009 at 12:17 PM

    I guess I know what I'll be doing if my design career ever fails.

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  6. AnonymousAugust 17, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    What is that peripheral product at the end? Some sort of space-age dildo?

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  7. smearballsAugust 17, 2009 at 3:21 PM

    haha.. the visor tends to attract a more hip crowd. lol

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  8. Nicol3August 17, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    That man sure has a passion for his work.

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  9. IvanAugust 17, 2009 at 4:33 PM

    I'm sure many an empire has been made by exploiting the perception that a beer cozy is as difficult to airbrush as a t-shirt.

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  10. HoiPolloiAugust 17, 2009 at 5:31 PM

    That is SO LAME. Especially the beer-holder thing, "Mine... not yours!" There's nothing to make you look cooler than a visor that says, "Bigg Dogg"

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  11. EmilyAugust 18, 2009 at 6:11 AM

    I believe it's a section of pvc pipe. For plumbing the depths of his adoring patrons' pockets?

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  12. RenAugust 18, 2009 at 4:38 PM

    I would unironically rock most of these products.

    Okay, you caught me... I'd rock them ironically.

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  13. AnonymousAugust 19, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    Very funny. Much more if with balanced cultural cross-sections.

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  14. scampsAugust 21, 2009 at 12:05 AM

    That keychain looks like it says "Bob 'N' Sub".

    Also, "Bigg Dogg"? "Big Pimpin'"? Why not save time and just make a bunch of products that say "Douchebag"?

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  15. FrankAugust 21, 2009 at 11:37 AM

    you too can own an abandoned kiosk at the Orland Park Mall

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  16. AnonymousAugust 24, 2009 at 10:43 PM

    A handsome man who enjoys what he does for a living and takes pride in his work.....

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  17. Sarah- Little Ark PhotographySeptember 8, 2009 at 7:12 AM

    remember, you have to be aware of trends.

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  18. UnknownSeptember 17, 2009 at 10:43 AM

    I smell a porn plot.

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  19. AnonymousNovember 8, 2010 at 11:44 PM

    I don't know, this stuff might be ironic enough for the hipsters to run with.

    Clearly there is an untapped fortune waiting the person who can convince the scene kids of how lame this stuff really is.

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