So... is it ok to talk to a stranger with a puppet on his hand hiding behind a wall? That part really confused me. What do I do Stranger Danger band?!?!
Never in my life have I seen such anti-aviator and anti-moustache propaganda aimed at children. I am appalled and disgusted. I thought this was America!
First off, the little girl asks the boy "What's a stranger?" The boy responds, " A person you don't know" THEN the girl says "My parents taught me to never talk to strangers" Ummmmm Plot Hole! If your parents already explained to you to avoid strangers then how would you not grasp the concept of who or what a stranger is. AND is that woman leaning over the fence a fucking hipster stranger??? Beware she might try to make you listen to Animal Collective...
Let's keep videos like this under wraps. I hate having to keep changing my looks in order to stay ahead of the ever-evolving stranger stereotype, and I'm finding it more and more difficult to get laid these days. Parks just aren't the hotbeds they once were -- like the mid 90's.
So that's what happened to Corey Hart.
ReplyDeleteThis is the most effective use of the Chicago font I have ever seen.
ReplyDeleteSo... is it ok to talk to a stranger with a puppet on his hand hiding behind a wall? That part really confused me. What do I do Stranger Danger band?!?!
ReplyDeleteThe strangers are a band:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.destrangers.org/v6/index.html
And they're not wearing sunglasses. I find that strange.
I need an adult! I need an adult!
ReplyDeleteI especially like the stranger with a giant Knoxville World Fair cigar in his mouth. He must be the Texan oil baron stranger.
When I was a kid I used to dream that some day an older woman would abduct me and use me as her sex slave.
ReplyDeleteDid one of those puppets have a stroke talkin out the side of its mouth?
ReplyDeleteShouldnt there be a separate video for pregnant moms whose strangers/psycho broads wanna cut out their fetuses? That might be a better video.
Grammar error in the song:
ReplyDelete"But never do this: Don't talk to strangers!"
So never don't talk to strangers?
Also, the dude singing the song seemed equally creepy to weird bearded man and creepy sunglasses dude.
Brad, don't forget not to talk to strangers even if "there" nice... I think they meant, "they're". Haha.
ReplyDeleteAmazing video, the guy with the mo and orange singlet was looking particularly dangerous.
Never in my life have I seen such anti-aviator and anti-moustache propaganda aimed at children. I am appalled and disgusted. I thought this was America!
ReplyDeleteholy shit was that Jeb Bush in the red corvette?
ReplyDeleteIf I were a stranger, I'd want to be featured in this video.
ReplyDeleteIf someone is trying to abduct me and I yell out for help and someone else that I don't know comes over what should I do? This is so confusing.
ReplyDelete"Strangers can have a familiar face?" Isn't that the opposite of a stranger?
ReplyDeleteThere is no God. This video's proof.
ReplyDeletethat reminds me of an old PSA I saw on Youtube...
ReplyDeleteSame Sunglasses and creepy moustaches....
"Boys Beware"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmqNiFJyI28
I'm just thankful you guys posted the karaoke version. Heard it's a hit at parties!
ReplyDeletesaw a video, Really danger sunglasses.
ReplyDeleteDesigner Sunglasses
was that ahmadinejad at the end?
ReplyDeleteSome lovely George Michael tones towards the end of the track. Careless whisper for frightened folk. And so so earnest.
ReplyDeleteamazing beard, shades, and tiger shirt at :57.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, the little girl asks the boy "What's a stranger?" The boy responds, " A person you don't know" THEN the girl says "My parents taught me to never talk to strangers" Ummmmm Plot Hole! If your parents already explained to you to avoid strangers then how would you not grasp the concept of who or what a stranger is. AND is that woman leaning over the fence a fucking hipster stranger??? Beware she might try to make you listen to Animal Collective...
ReplyDeleteI enjoy that only men are strangers... RACISM!!
ReplyDeleteThat kid is a liar! Strangers are just friends you haven't met
ReplyDeleteThat guy's singing career must have been absolutely terrible...
ReplyDeleteat 2:07 they use the wrong spelling of 'there'
ReplyDeleteI laughed when the puppets sang "It's ok to be scared".
ReplyDeleteNo strangers were hurt in the making of this video.
ReplyDeleteWhy is "stranger danger" not a category on this site? It would have AT LEAST as many entries as 50% of the rest of the categories.
ReplyDeleteLet's keep videos like this under wraps. I hate having to keep changing my looks in order to stay ahead of the ever-evolving stranger stereotype, and I'm finding it more and more difficult to get laid these days. Parks just aren't the hotbeds they once were -- like the mid 90's.
ReplyDeleteReally, little girl? Your parents taught you never to talk to strangers and they didn't tell you what a stranger was? That seems wildly irresponsible.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a young boy I talked too much
ReplyDeleteI met a stranger on the way to the bus
I was a fool I let him know who I am
Now I have to live my life with only one hand, don't talk to strangers!