Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Monday, December 30, 2013
Friday, December 27, 2013
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Monday, December 23, 2013
Friday, December 20, 2013
Thursday, December 19, 2013
ROLLIN'... 4 DEEP
THE HOLIDAY TOUR IS PASSING THROUGH MARFA, TEXAS TONIGHT AT 10PM FOR A FREE SHOW AT PADRES! IT'S FREE!
Here is the latest masterpiece from 23 Wolves!
Here is the latest masterpiece from 23 Wolves!
Wednesday, December 18, 2013
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU -- FROM US -- VIA SEARS
The Holiday Tour goes walkin' in Memphis tonight (8PM) at the Hi-Tone Cafe! If you are 18 and older (and are in walking distance to Memphis), buy your tickets now!
Meanwhile... meet Mike and Moira.
Monday, December 16, 2013
3 MIN BLACK BELT ANGELS
BIRMINGHAM! Spread the joy this holiday season by taking your loved ones to see the Holiday Tour at the Bottletree TONIGHT at 8PM! Tickets available now!
Video by Paul Kersey Jr.
Saturday, December 14, 2013
HOLIDAY TOUR 2013 - WEEK 2!
We've only got one week of shows left! Don't miss out!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)
Friday, December 13, 2013
CULTURE WAR X-MAS!
Savannah tonite at Graveface Records! Our holiday special live show x-mas spectacular x-plosion comes to you at 10pm! Seeya there!
Thursday, December 12, 2013
GET YOUR FIX OF 'BAD RAP'
If you want more, go here and get an instant download! tinyurl.com/nvmh8xj
Or, if you like to touch things, get the DVD here, which includes 'Comic Relief Zero!' as well! That's two movies in one, plus our 50% off all DVD sale is still going strong!
Wednesday, December 11, 2013
ONCE IN A LIFETIME: CO-ED CALL GIRL!
The boys are in sunny Florida this week (See them tonight at Will's Pub in Orlando!!!), but here in frigid Chicago we're getting ready for the newest installment of ONCE IN A LIFETIME at Lincoln Hall!
Join us NEXT WEDNESDAY, December 18th as we celebrate high-class hookin' and heavy lip liner with the infamous CO-ED CALL GIRL! Featuring Katie McVay, Andy Fleming and Kristin Clifford makin' funnies into microphones! Show starts at 8pm! GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Tuesday, December 10, 2013
Monday, December 09, 2013
Saturday, December 07, 2013
HOLIDAY TOUR 2013 - WEEK 1
We've already had amazing shows in San Antonio and Austin! But, my god, this week is packed with great cities to visit! Come see us if you can! Here are the remaining dates:
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)
Friday, December 06, 2013
KORN! UNAUTHORIZED!
From the 23 Wolves collection!
The Holiday Special tour rages on, folks Tonight we come back to one of the greatest cities this world ever spit out, Austin, TX @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
The Holiday Special tour rages on, folks Tonight we come back to one of the greatest cities this world ever spit out, Austin, TX @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
Thursday, December 05, 2013
EIT! HOLIDAY TOUR 2013 STARTS TODAY!
Everything Is Terrible! is taking the latest rendition of our beloved Holiday Special on tour in the South! B there! First stop: San Antonio @ Hi-Tones! TONIGHT AT 10PM!
Wednesday, December 04, 2013
Monday, December 02, 2013
Sunday, December 01, 2013
4 DAYZ TILL TERRIBLE-MAS!
Our holiday tour starts 12/5!!!!!!
12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones - 10PM
12/6 - Austin @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land - 8PM
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)
Holiday Tour 2013!
12/6 - Austin @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land - 8PM
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)
Friday, November 29, 2013
BLACK FRIDAY KOMMERCIAL!
And don't forget our KraZeee holiday sale is still going on! 50% off all DVDs! Hurry up and collect all 5 today! BUY STUFF if that's what you like to do!
While you're brainlessly buying junk, buy some tickets to our 12/21 show at The Echo in Los Angeles!
Wednesday, November 27, 2013
MASTERING THE ART OF CARVING
Become an expert at carving the holiday bird! Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tickets are on sale now for our 12/10 show in Tampa @ Crowbar!
Tickets are on sale now for our 12/10 show in Tampa @ Crowbar!
Tuesday, November 26, 2013
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHANUKAH BUSH, SANDY GOLDSTEIN
Merry Chanukah from Everything is Terrible!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tickets are on sale now for our 12/6 Austin Holiday show!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Tickets are on sale now for our 12/6 Austin Holiday show!
Monday, November 25, 2013
DOUBLE MULLET LOVE
Make a winter love connection with "Dante's Mystery Mix Vol.2" now available on DVD from www.dantefontana.com.
New Holiday live shows just added!
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW)
New Holiday live shows just added!
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe (BUY NOW)
Friday, November 22, 2013
HOLIDAY TOUR 2013! COMING SOON!
Our holiday tour of the Southern US kicks off in less than 2 weeks! Get yer tickets, have fun. Go ahead.
Holiday Tour 2013!
12/6 - Austin @ Marchesa Hall - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land - 8PM
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia - 7PM (BUY NOW)
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly - 8PM
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar - 7:30PM (BUY NOW)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun Ray Cinema - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight - 9PM - Free!
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl - 9PM (BUY NOW)
12/16 - Birmingham @ The Bottletree - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/17 - Memphis @ Hi-Tone Cafe -8PM (BUY NOW)
12/18 - Dallas @ Texas Theatre - 8PM (BUY NOW)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres - 10PM - Free!
12/21 - Los Angeles @The Echo - 7PM (BUY NOW)
Thursday, November 21, 2013
Wednesday, November 20, 2013
CAPTAIN POWER STRIKES BACK!
Courtesy of the Sadist Collection!
Tickets just went on sale for our 12/11 Orlando show at Will's Pub! BUY EM WHILE YOU CAN!
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
GOING FOR IT!
Watch out for skull bongos.
Tickets for our 12/6 show in Austin just went on sale! https://www.austinfilm.org/film-everything-is-terrible
Tickets for our 12/6 show in Austin just went on sale! https://www.austinfilm.org/film-everything-is-terrible
Monday, November 18, 2013
Friday, November 15, 2013
Wednesday, November 13, 2013
ONCE IN A LIFETIME: SHE'S TOO YOUNG!
Chicago! ONCE IN A LIFETIME is back on Tuesday, November 26 at Lincoln Hall! Featuring commentary by returning favorite Natalie Jose, new blood Marlena Rodriguez, and more special guests TBA! 8pm! $5! Get your tickets now!
Tuesday, November 12, 2013
HOLIDAY TOUR & DVD SALE 2013!
We're coming to The South!
12/5 - San Antonio @ Hi-Tones
12/6 - Austin @ The Marchesa (BUY NOW!)
12/7 - Houston @ Super Happy Fun Land
12/8 - New Orleans @ Siberia
12/9 - Gainesville @ The Wooly
12/10 - Tampa @ Crowbar (BUY NOW!)
12/11 - Orlando @ Will's Pub (BUY NOW!)
12/12 - Jacksonville @ Sun-Ray Cinema (BUY NOW!)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/13 - Savannah @ Graveface Records - 10PM (BUY NOW)
12/14 - Asheville @ The Mothlight (FREE!)
12/15 - Atlanta @ The Earl (BUY NOW!)
12/18 - Dallas @ The Texas Theatre (BUY NOW!)
12/19 - Marfa @ Padres (FREE!)
12/21 - Los Angeles @ The Echo (BUY NOW)
Monday, November 11, 2013
Friday, November 08, 2013
Thursday, November 07, 2013
Fateful Findings, The Visitor, Pittsburgh screenings
Hey everyone who can get to Pittsburgh sometime in the next week or 2, Three Rivers Film Festival starts this weekend and we are excited to be able to help bring you these following 4 shows!
And for the many of you that you don't live anywhere near Pittsburgh, here are some awesome trailers for you to watch:
And for the many of you that you don't live anywhere near Pittsburgh, here are some awesome trailers for you to watch:
Fateful Findings brainwash-washed a theater's-full of peoples' government-monitored collective conscience at Everything Is Festival IV this past August and it is probably the most expectation-obliterating movie that we've seen this year. Starring, written by, directed by and produced by Las Vegas filmmaker/architect Neil Breen. Playing at Waterworks Cinemas on November 11 at 9:00pm and November 13 at 4:30pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/fateful-findings
Pittsburgh Extreme Radical Video does monthly screenings that Everything Is Terrible! and friends of ours have screened for--this show will include shorts/videos by Damon Packard, Loose Meat, Joshua Rieval, Lenny Flatley, Blackmagic Rollercoaster, Kyle Van Noy, Gena Salorino, Michael Maraden, Pig Norovirus Bodine, Justin Crimone, ourselves and more tba last minute! Free beer and food too. November 11 at 8:00pm, get tickets here for only $5: http://www.showclix.com/event/pervpresents
Yep, that's real! And this trailer is pretty reserved compared to the movie. Playing at the Harris Theater on November 20 at 9:15pm and November 22 at 7:00pm. Get tickets here: http://3rff.com/films/visitor
Wednesday, November 06, 2013
Tuesday, November 05, 2013
COMIC RELIEF ZERO DIGITAL DOWNLOAD AVAILABLE NOW!
GET IT TODAY!
When you download Comic Relief Zero, you get our spaced-out seating video from the last tour for free! And if you already own CRZ! and want to creep out your friends at your next party, download What A Great Crowd for just 3 bucks! Scored by Short Pockets!
When you download Comic Relief Zero, you get our spaced-out seating video from the last tour for free! And if you already own CRZ! and want to creep out your friends at your next party, download What A Great Crowd for just 3 bucks! Scored by Short Pockets!
Monday, November 04, 2013
SPECIAL FRIENDS
Thanks to Channel 2020 production artist, Neeka Allsup, for sharing this special tape!
Friday, November 01, 2013
THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
Want to have your husband groped by grown up theater kids all night? Want to be forced to participate in various corporate themed dance numbers? Want to know what it's like at an EIT! live show? Let CHEZ-ZAM take control of your fantarealms and hyperscapes!
This has been in my collection for quite some time now, and I hold it very near and dear to my heart. It is everything I want in a live event. Period.
-Ghoul Skool
Thursday, October 31, 2013
Wednesday, October 30, 2013
Tuesday, October 29, 2013
Monday, October 28, 2013
Friday, October 25, 2013
Thursday, October 24, 2013
Wednesday, October 23, 2013
Tuesday, October 22, 2013
Monday, October 21, 2013
TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TICKLING FIEND
Laughter is the best medicine. Or leather restraints.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Friday, October 18, 2013
ANALOG MOUNTAIN!
Ghoul Skool and Commodore Gilgamesh, along with MTV(other), present Analog Mountain, a new web series created out of the bowels of MTV's endless warehouses of Terrible programming! Go to MTV(other) to view all of the new episodes of Analog Mountain!
Thursday, October 17, 2013
Wednesday, October 16, 2013
PITTSBURGH FOXFUR SCREENING!
Hey Pittsburgh friends! Next week at Pittsburgh Filmmakers we're helping screen ultra-independent filmmaker Damon Packard's non-budgeted awesome latest feature, FOXFUR! This extremely original modern sci-fi drama comedy conspiracy movie will be opened with never-before-screened, non-internet available shorts from EiT! favorite short filmmaker Blackmagic Rollercoaster & local trouble-maker Josh Rieval!
And featuring "beyond-Hollywood" level sound design and a killer score by Tangerine Dream!
Tuesday, October 22
7:30pm
only $5
And featuring "beyond-Hollywood" level sound design and a killer score by Tangerine Dream!
Tuesday, October 22
7:30pm
only $5
Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Monday, October 14, 2013
Friday, October 11, 2013
Wednesday, October 09, 2013
MAKE MONEY, AVOID JAIL MAYBE!
What could possibly go wrong?
You too can take charge of your financial future TOMORROW NIGHT at The Hungry Brain as Chicago's own Dan Friesen, Nick Rouley and John Eisenrich teach you HOW TO MAKE MONEY! Featuring a special slideshow presentation by Just for Graphs (aka Kyle Scanlan and Ross Kelly)! Video by EiT's Future Schlock & Defenestrator III! 9pm! FREE!
Tuesday, October 08, 2013
WHAT 2 WEAR!
Hey Washington DC! This Saturday @ 9PM we are going to do battle with the clip-stealin, wine-sippin, flim-flammin Found Footage Festival! They are going to fucking die! BUY YER TICKETS TODAY and get free admission to the after-party featuring DJ sets by Animal Collective and They Might Be Giants!
Monday, October 07, 2013
Friday, October 04, 2013
BUT ARE YOUR DATUMS STABLE?
I want every line of this video written in golden frosting on a thousand birthday cakes...
Stable Datums by everythingisterrible
Stable Datums by everythingisterrible
Wednesday, October 02, 2013
Tuesday, October 01, 2013
Friday, September 27, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Wednesday, September 25, 2013
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
DOGGIE-WOGGIEZ DOES THE HIP-HOP!
TWO HEAD CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR ROLLS INTO THE LOFT CINEMA IN TUSCON, ARIZONA TONIGHT AT 7PM! DON'T MISS OUT; BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW!
Speaking of missing out, look what I just found...
Speaking of missing out, look what I just found...
Monday, September 16, 2013
T2 JACKET OFFER
We're in Albuquerque 2Nite!!! Come on down to The Guild @ 9:45pm and lets set it off.
Friday, September 13, 2013
WITNESSES: A ONE MAN LIVE-ACTION TRAILER
More terrible one man performances tonight in Boise! Spacebar Arcade at 10pm!!!
Thursday, September 12, 2013
KRAZY BOUT A FERD TRUKKK!
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Tonight! Seattle! Central Cinema! EIT! Live! is happening for real!!! (The first show is sold out, but get your tickets now for the 10 PM show)
Tonight! Seattle! Central Cinema! EIT! Live! is happening for real!!! (The first show is sold out, but get your tickets now for the 10 PM show)
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
ONCE IN A LIFETIME: Death of a Cheerleader!
Chicago! ONCE IN A LIFETIME returns to Lincoln Hall this coming Monday, September 16 with Megan Gailey, Liza Treyger, Katie McVay and Stephanie Hasz goofin' on 1994's DEATH OF A CHEERLEADER at 8pm! This lineup is the stuff of legend, so get your tickets NOW!
Tuesday, September 10, 2013
EVERY YOUNG MAN'S BATTLE: THE DOCUMENTARY
Football: the anti-porn.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Monday, September 09, 2013
TIME 2 CARE
We're in Eugene Oregon tonight, come on down to the The Opal Center at 8PM and lets have to best time of our lives!!!
Friday, September 06, 2013
DEADLIEST PREY!
We may be on tour and playing in San Francisco tonight, but did you know with the love you guys gave David Prior's bloody classic Deadly Prey they made a sequel set for release this year?! And it has Ghoul Skool, Li'l Cruton, and the wonderful Zack Carlson playing hackers? SPOILER: We get shot!
We will be helping with bringing this movie to your town, so hit us up if you have a venue in mind!
We will be helping with bringing this movie to your town, so hit us up if you have a venue in mind!
Wednesday, September 04, 2013
LADY SEINFELD'S INFERNO!
"You all know the French philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre? Clap if you've heard of Sartre. Well, he says that Hell is other people. He must know my ex-boyfriend, right ladies!?"
(with apologies to Ghoul Skool)
CHICAGO! Can't get enough of those lady comedians telling lady jokes about lady things? Then join us TOMORROW NIGHT at the Hungry Brain as I kick off my new monthly residency with Kristin Clifford, Lisa Laureta, The Puterbaugh Sisters and Stephanie Hasz explaining HOW TO BE A WOMAN! 9pm! Free! Tweet about it!
(with apologies to Ghoul Skool)
CHICAGO! Can't get enough of those lady comedians telling lady jokes about lady things? Then join us TOMORROW NIGHT at the Hungry Brain as I kick off my new monthly residency with Kristin Clifford, Lisa Laureta, The Puterbaugh Sisters and Stephanie Hasz explaining HOW TO BE A WOMAN! 9pm! Free! Tweet about it!
Tuesday, September 03, 2013
Monday, September 02, 2013
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Friday, August 30, 2013
3 MINUTE DOT COM FOR MURDER
And I'm excited to announce that we are featured in the latest issue of RE:COM Magazine, talking about our quest for Jerrys and our upcoming series, Channel 2020! You can order a digital download from their website for only $2!
Thursday, August 29, 2013
A LOVE STORY (NSFW)
UH STORY OF TRUE LOVE by everythingisterrible
And we got a show coming up in Sacramento @ The Comedy Spot - 8PM! Get yer tickets now!
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
PARDON OUR DUST!
Much like our colleagues at Blockbuster Video, EIT! is going through a brief transition! Please be patient with us while we get our new site up and running! We have thousands of videos so it may take a few weeks to get it all working properly! Please continue to be patient! And thanks for being you! Love, EIT!
HE TOUCHED ME!
Tickets are on sale now for our 9/7 shows in Oakland! Buy yer tix now for the early show and the late show! Go to both if you like!
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
NEW DVD ON SALE TODAY!
Pre-order Comic Relief Zero! now! One DVD jam-packed with 2 all new EIT! movies! Available now on DVD only! Pre-order EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! now!
Pre-order EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! and Comic Relief Zero now!
Pre-order EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! and Comic Relief Zero now!
EVERY YOUNG MAN'S BATTLE: THE MOVIE
Every young man's battle... against pornography!
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Monday, August 26, 2013
SICH MANG - KOLDSTEAL!
Here's a music video that I made entirely out of Cold Steel youtube infomercials for Sich Mang, who are super fucking awesome! Buy their new album from Rainbow Records! These guys also scored a lil' chunk of the upcoming original series from Commodore Gilgamesh and Ghoul Skool that's about to drop.
Oh my god, we have so much to yap about! Tickets just went on sale for our Vancouver, BC show on 9/11! "BUY! SELL! BUY!"
Oh my god, we have so much to yap about! Tickets just went on sale for our Vancouver, BC show on 9/11! "BUY! SELL! BUY!"
Saturday, August 24, 2013
TWO HEAD CLEANERS & A MICROPHONE TOUR!
9/8 - Sacramento @ The Comedy Spot @ 8PM (BUY!)
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center @ 8PM
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene @ 9PM (BUY!)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club @ 9:30PM (BUY!)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade @ 10PM
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub @ 10:30PM
9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center @7:30PM (BUY!)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild @ 9:45PM
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft @ 7PM (BUY!)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 @ 8PM (BUY!)
9/20 - San Diego @ Bar Pink @ 8PM (BUY!)
Friday, August 23, 2013
FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RECAP PART 3!
Without further ado, here's the FFBR champion, the Sadist! After coming in second place last year, the humiliation of defeat only fueled the Sadist's unquenchable desire for the found footage immortality. Now that he has achieved ultimate power, only one question remains: is the Sadist here to save mankind... OR DESTROY IT?!?!?
Thursday, August 22, 2013
FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RECAP PART 2!
Today's videos come from our runner up, the Undying American Spirit. I'm sure we haven't seen the last of him because USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RECAP PART 1!
Another year, another found footage victor standing triumphant atop the bodies of the fallen. But before we can bow to our new god, we must first pay tribute to the defeated.
Today's videos come from 23 Wolves, a long time found footage advocate and philanthropist. This year marks his first time entering the battle royale and after this debut, I wouldn't be surprised to see him rise to power and destroy us all in the near future.
Today's videos come from 23 Wolves, a long time found footage advocate and philanthropist. This year marks his first time entering the battle royale and after this debut, I wouldn't be surprised to see him rise to power and destroy us all in the near future.
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
Monday, August 19, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
LIVESTREAM, & VIDEO GAMES!
Tonight's show is sold out, but come afterwards to see the ISLE OF MISFIT VIDEO GAMES upstairs, and the world debut of THE TERRIBLE MACHINE! EIT!'s first interactive video game!
Fun starts at 8pm PST!
Live streaming video by Ustream
Everything Is Festival: CINEFAMILY'S MOST OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO GAMES (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
Fun starts at 8pm PST!
Live streaming video by Ustream
Everything Is Festival: CINEFAMILY'S MOST OUTRAGEOUS VIDEO GAMES (trailer) from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Monday, August 12, 2013
2 NEW MOVIES, 1 DVD, 1 TOUR!
Comic Relief Zero & EIT! Does The Hip-Hop!
DVD On Sale 8/27!!!
ON Tour!!!
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY NOW)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/8 - Sacramento @ The Comedy Spot (BUY NOW)
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub
9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily
Saturday, August 10, 2013
Thursday, August 08, 2013
Wednesday, August 07, 2013
3-MINUTE UNTOUCHABLE!
Chicago! While Everything is Festival rocks LA, ONCE IN A LIFETIME is back and better than ever at Lincoln Hall as Natalie Jose, Chad Briggs and The Puterbaugh Sisters goof on the infamous DREW PETERSON: UNTOUCHABLE!
Next Wednesday, August 14! 8pm! Lincoln Hall! $5! $3 white wine spritzers! Tickets on sale now! If you don't want to see this, you must be on your period!
Tuesday, August 06, 2013
THE FOUND FOOTAGE BATTLE ROYALE RETURNS
* Anyone is welcome to enter, but you must be there at the show in person for your entries to count.
* Submissions can vary from an unseen YouTube clip to a fully edited piece. We obviously want creativity, but, really, this is about showing off gems. Whatever the clip may be, just think to yourself “Will this go over well with an audience of screaming maniacs?”
* Each contestant must have a total of SIX CLIPS ready to show, and sent to us by Saturday, AUGUST 11TH.
* Once we take a took at everyone’s submissions, SIXTEEN lucky contestants will be chosen.
* Clips cannot be longer than 2 MINUTES MAX! Anything longer will be cut short.
* Submissions can be sent to us a number of ways: 1) DVDs can be sent to The Cinefamily via snail mail (send to: The Cinefamily, ATTN: Found Footage Battle Royale, 611 N. Fairfax Avenue, Los Angeles, CA, 90036); or, 2) entries can be emailed to us at whatsupeit@gmail.com. We can take many formats, but since this stuff is going to be projected on the big screen, think “the bigger the quality, the better.”
* Costumes, character backgrounds, etc. are encouraged for in-person combat on the night of the show.
* Taunting and mocking of other contestants is also appreciated — as long as it’s non-violent and/or creepy.
* The winner will receive the only thing that matters — RESPECT + 2 FREE PASSES TO FYF FEST!
Think your collection of YouTube videos and VHS tapes is the best in the biz? Then prove it, creep! This tumultuous tourney of viral video insanity dares you to bring your A-game, and go head-to-head with your own kind!
Monday, August 05, 2013
DANTE'S COLORSHOP
Exciting news, my new DVD compilation is now for sale at www.dantefontana.com. COLORSHOP VOL.1 is a collection of 100+ weird, psychedelic, and interesting television ads from the 60's/70's. Far out!
Saturday, August 03, 2013
THE TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR!
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY NOW)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava)
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies Cinema Pub
9/15 - Denver @ Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) & 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily
Friday, August 02, 2013
THE PARTY WILL SERIOUSLY NEVER STOP
Everything Is Festival: MONDO PUBLIC ACCESS from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
FATEFUL FINDINGS (this MIGHT change your life)
Everything Is Festival: FATEFUL FINDINGS from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
TRIPLE FISHER w/ Joey Buttafuoco in person!
Everything Is Festival: TRIPLE FISHER from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN (impossibly fucking rare 35mm print!)
Everything Is Festival: THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
*Rem Lezar has not agreed to any of this, but I'm sure it's cool.
FATEFUL FINDINGS (this MIGHT change your life)
Everything Is Festival: FATEFUL FINDINGS from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
TRIPLE FISHER w/ Joey Buttafuoco in person!
Everything Is Festival: TRIPLE FISHER from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN (impossibly fucking rare 35mm print!)
Everything Is Festival: THE DRAGON LIVES AGAIN from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
*Rem Lezar has not agreed to any of this, but I'm sure it's cool.
Thursday, August 01, 2013
DA HIP HOP WITCH
Sometime in 2000, three filmmakers obtained footage of Eminem delivering a rambling monologue about ass play, and decided that this was compelling enough to develop into a feature film.
One year later their footage was found. Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
One year later their footage was found. Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Wednesday, July 31, 2013
EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL 4: THE DREAMQUEST TRAILER!
Be warned, this is gonna hurt...
Everything Is Festival IV: The Dreamquest from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! SHOWS ARE SELLING FAST!
Everything Is Festival IV: The Dreamquest from Cinefamily on Vimeo.
GET YOUR TICKETS NOW! SHOWS ARE SELLING FAST!
Tuesday, July 30, 2013
TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE!
I am honored, humbled and disgusted to announce that on 8/27/13 we are releasing TWO new movies Comic Relief Zero! and EIT! Does The Hip-Hop! jammed into one nutso DVD! And if that's not enough to make you go "hmmm", we are also taking this show on a West Coast tour!
Wicca-wicca-wha? You need more information? Well then don't stop reading!
DVD ON SALE:
8/27/13
TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR DATES:
9/5 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (*Special one time screening of Geteven*)
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY TIX NOW!)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava)
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8 PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies
9/15 - Denver @ The Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily
Warn your parents! Tell your pets! Bring your friends!
Wicca-wicca-wha? You need more information? Well then don't stop reading!
DVD ON SALE:
8/27/13
TWO HEAD-CLEANERS AND A MICROPHONE TOUR DATES:
9/5 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (*Special one time screening of Geteven*)
9/6 - San Francisco @ The Roxie (BUY TIX NOW!)
9/7 - Oakland @ The New Parkway (presented by Hot Lava)
9/8 - Sacramento @ TBA
9/9 - Eugene @ The Opal Center
9/10 - Portland @ Holocene (presented by The Hollywood Theatre)
9/11 - Vancouver @ The Railway Club
9/12 - Seattle @ Central Cinema - 8 PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/13 - Boise @ Spacebar Arcade
9/14 - Salt Lake City @ Brewvies
9/15 - Denver @ The Sie Film Center (BUY NOW)
9/16 - Albuquerque @ The Guild
9/17 - Tucson @ The Loft
9/18 - Phoenix @ Filmbar - 8PM (BUY NOW) - 10PM (BUY NOW)
9/19 - Las Vegas @ Theatre7 (BUY NOW)
9/20 - San Diego @ TBA
9/21 - Los Angeles @ The Cinefamily
Warn your parents! Tell your pets! Bring your friends!
Monday, July 29, 2013
Saturday, July 27, 2013
THE BUTTERFLY AFFECT!
So, The Butterfly Affect is a 45 minute monster of a student movie that myself, Yonder Vittles, and some folks made back in Ohio in 2004/5. It didn't turn out as we had planned, but there are some moments that I really love. It is both Terrible and Wonderful, like so many things we love around here at EIT! So, if you have some time to kill...
Friday, July 26, 2013
CUBA: A RETROSPECTIVE! VOL. 1
After a long week of Jerry re-edits, I think it may be be time for a Jerry-related, non-Jerry, detox video. And don't forget to keep on rescuing those Jerrys! *NSFW if you work in a place where 2 seconds of Cuba's butt is a problem. If that is the case, I think you should quit.*
**Original music by Gus**
**Original music by Gus**
Thursday, July 25, 2013
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Tuesday, July 23, 2013
Monday, July 22, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
EVERYTHING IS FESTIVAL IS BACK
CHRIS ELLIOTT, JOEY BUTTAFUOCO, 2 NEW EIT! MOVIES! AND WAY MORE!
For tickets and more info... http://www.cinefamily.org/films/everything-is-festival-iv-the-dreamquest/
For tickets and more info... http://www.cinefamily.org/films/everything-is-festival-iv-the-dreamquest/
Thursday, July 18, 2013
Wednesday, July 17, 2013
HOW TO MAKE IT IN HOLLYWOOD
For those of you who missed Entertaining Julia in LA, here's a BRAND SPANKING NEW NEVER BEFORE SEEN (unless you were at the show of course) Hollywood megamix by yours truly:
Thanks again to Beth Stelling, Danielle & Tiffany Puterbaugh and Danielle @ Nerdmelt for having us. Follow them on Twitter and stuff.
Thanks again to Beth Stelling, Danielle & Tiffany Puterbaugh and Danielle @ Nerdmelt for having us. Follow them on Twitter and stuff.
Tuesday, July 16, 2013
KIDS IN MOTION
Join us as we pass the time making the shapes of numbers with our bodies.
Courtesy of the Deeper Understanding Collection!
Monday, July 15, 2013
Friday, July 12, 2013
Thursday, July 11, 2013
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Tuesday, July 09, 2013
Monday, July 08, 2013
Friday, July 05, 2013
Wednesday, July 03, 2013
LA! ENTERTAINING JULIA THIS FRIDAY!
Our pals (and Channel 2020 stars) The Puterbaugh Sisters and Beth Stelling are bringing their show Entertaining Julia to LA! Will we get discovered? Will a mysterious man in a stretch limo offer us eternal youth--for a price? Will we all get botulism from a botched Botox job? Join us at The Nerdmelt Showroom and find out!
Tuesday, July 02, 2013
Monday, July 01, 2013
Friday, June 28, 2013
ONLY C-3PO CAN JUDGE ME
Even the fictional character of C-P3O is telling you this is a low point in his career.
Bonus!
Oh yeah! This fall, Everything Is Terrible! does the Hip-Hop! New DVD and tour! Stay tuned for details!
Thursday, June 27, 2013
BIKES HAVE WHEELS
From the movie "The Paper Brigade" and the album "Short Death" from Country Death and Short Pockets.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Monday, June 24, 2013
Friday, June 21, 2013
Thursday, June 20, 2013
Wednesday, June 19, 2013
3-MINUTE CYBER SEDUCTION!
This kid also sucks down Monster energy drinks like water throughout the entire movie, but no one seems to have a problem with that.
Chicago! Come watch the rest of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life with us TONIGHT at 8pm at Lincoln Hall with live commentary by the hilarious Megan Gailey, Marty DeRosa and Dan Friesen!
Chicago! Come watch the rest of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life with us TONIGHT at 8pm at Lincoln Hall with live commentary by the hilarious Megan Gailey, Marty DeRosa and Dan Friesen!