Wednesday, June 19, 2013

3-MINUTE CYBER SEDUCTION!

This kid also sucks down Monster energy drinks like water throughout the entire movie, but no one seems to have a problem with that.



Chicago! Come watch the rest of Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life with us TONIGHT at 8pm at Lincoln Hall with live commentary by the hilarious Megan Gailey, Marty DeRosa and Dan Friesen!
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27 comments:

  1. PauloJune 19, 2013 at 12:48 PM

    I've seen this movie, and it's fantastic. It's never even suggested that he masturbates during or after watching teh pr0n, which was probably why his life goes off the rails.

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  2. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 1:40 PM

    The red flag for me was when he got that first text with "their" misspelled. It was all downhill from "thier."

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  3. AxiomsJune 19, 2013 at 3:10 PM

    I liked them misspelling thier. I think they were trying to emulate the atrocious spelling of today's young on the internet.

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  4. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 5:05 PM

    Right, extreme guilt and a relationship with an attractive ultra-conservative abstinent girlfriend is just the thing to help a teenage boy deal with sexual frustration.

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  5. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 5:31 PM

    Peter Pan has problems with his peter

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  6. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 5:50 PM

    People who go to church never have problems with sex and are always cured of teh pronz addictions.

    Kids computer became a fucking server for the Russian mafia.

    --Sgt. M

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  7. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 7:30 PM

    Who uses credit cards for porn? Was this movie made in the 20's?!?!

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  8. AnonymousJune 19, 2013 at 7:33 PM

    as someone whose seen this movie about 6 times, its a great movie and hilarious each time around. gj EIT :)

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  9. AnonymousJune 20, 2013 at 2:17 AM

    That left me feeling kind of SCSI.

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  10. AnonymousJune 20, 2013 at 3:40 AM

    Watching porn before exercising really "jacks you up" for it, amiright bros? Time to get radical!

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  11. AnonymousJune 20, 2013 at 5:21 PM

    The real reason he was kicked off the swim team: the constant "tent effect" in his trunks.

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  12. andiepantsJune 20, 2013 at 6:56 PM

    Was that Kelly Lynch playing the kid's mother?

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  13. AnonymousJune 21, 2013 at 5:38 AM

    I literally have no idea who this movie was intended for. Growing up, every evangelical Christian I knew became stone silent at the mention of porn.

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  14. kittenwithanipJune 21, 2013 at 2:32 PM

    Wow, I didn't notice that's Kelly Lynch as the mother before. That's crazy. I noticed that the kid's Christian girlfriend is Lyndsy Fonseca. That's pretty bonkers by itself. Glad this 'movie' didn't destroy some careers at least.

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  15. andiepantsJune 21, 2013 at 3:20 PM

    Checked the credits--yep, that's Kelly Lynch. She's the actress best known as Patrick Swayze's love interest in "Road House."

    To me, she'll always be Ivan the Drag King from "The L Word."

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  16. AnonymousJune 21, 2013 at 3:51 PM

    uses vocal samples from the movie

    https://soundcloud.com/skeletonlipstick/wut-r-u-looking-online

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  17. TomJune 21, 2013 at 4:03 PM

    So happy I found the whole movie on youtube. I can't wait to watch it the male lead played cool cousin Conner in a magical twin matchmakers movie.

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  18. AnonymousJune 21, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    dramatic piano music always plays when I spank it to internet porn too

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  19. AnonymousJune 21, 2013 at 4:19 PM

    give up the porno and give your heart to Jeeeeeeeeeeeebus

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  20. AnonymousJune 22, 2013 at 3:17 AM

    yeah and Derek from the Disney show "Life With Derek" is on the swimteam

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  21. AnonymousJune 23, 2013 at 7:22 PM

    i looked at porn after this

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  22. AnonymousJune 26, 2013 at 4:09 AM

    Anyone who calls himself 'strokeman' (0:02) is asking for it, surely?

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  23. xeno1187June 27, 2013 at 11:31 PM

    holy shit, it has it ALL.

    "you left something on my PDA..."

    it's almost like a secret code that has a set of associated emotions/memories if you remember when PDA was seen as a soft of paleo-iPhoneBerry.

    ballsome.

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  24. AnonymousJuly 2, 2013 at 9:26 AM

    Oh no....
    oh no please

    They just keep coming

    We can't get out!

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  25. DoomednucleiJuly 30, 2013 at 4:59 PM

    Life before becoming Kick-ass

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  26. AnonymousJuly 30, 2013 at 11:14 PM

    Poor girlfriend had to deal with her porn addicted demon of a boyfriend, then go home and listen to Bob Saget talk about all the girls he ran a rain on before he met her mother.

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  27. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2013 at 5:14 PM

    Totally unrealistic. Black swim coach? Yeah right!

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