L RON HUBBARD WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. L RON HUBBARD INVENTED REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
L RON HUBBARD GHOST WROTE EVERY NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AND MOST TOP 40 BILLBOARD HITS
L RON HUBBARD USING HIS SECRET AND REVOLUTIONARY PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY ONCE RAISED A MAN FROM THE DEAD AND LATER ROSE FROM THE DEAD HIMSELF AND ASCENDED TO HEAVEN
SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF L RON HUBBARD'S LOVING WARM CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY AND DISCOVER A NEW YOU
Now, walk back to the wall, pick a spot, and describe it.
ReplyDeleteI guess the part about him being a convicted fraudster did not make the cut!
ReplyDeleteLisa McPherson disagrees.....
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nauseating
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or does the narrator sound like Zapp Brannigan?
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NOPE
I don't know. I like the cut of this guy's jib.
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Don't they give Dianetics away for free when you call them or something? Does that really count as a sale?
ReplyDeleteDID YOU KNOW??
ReplyDeleteL RON HUBBARD WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. L RON HUBBARD INVENTED REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY
L RON HUBBARD GHOST WROTE EVERY NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER AND MOST TOP 40 BILLBOARD HITS
L RON HUBBARD USING HIS SECRET AND REVOLUTIONARY PROPRIETARY TECHNOLOGY ONCE RAISED A MAN FROM THE DEAD AND LATER ROSE FROM THE DEAD HIMSELF AND ASCENDED TO HEAVEN
SUBMIT TO THE WILL OF L RON HUBBARD'S LOVING WARM CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY AND DISCOVER A NEW YOU
Curse you, L. Ron Hubbard!!!!
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L. Ron Hubbard invented the penis. Did you know that?
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L. Roy Stubborn's classic science fiction novel; Battlezone Planet.
ReplyDeleteThis man's accent is making me angry.
ReplyDeleteThe most satirical-sounding serious narrator voice I think I have ever heard.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that his self help books are referred to as "Technology", that's how you know L. Ron Hubbard is a "Mastermind".
ReplyDeleteBecause most who start religions go on to leave and write science fiction. That's the dream.
HE WAS A PHOTOGRAPHER?! This dude's gotta have all the answers!
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